The Last Oddetsey

[alex_holt]

PLAYZOOKI

(OOC: When were you unable to walk properly? You were unconscious between posts, and you've been in the Castle for half the game with the the brief interlude where the Shrew dropped you over the edge and then the you were teleported back inside before you hit the ground)

On closer inspection the portals are very tiny, at most you could stick a hand through them. However, he does out the corner of one eye spot the Shrew darting through the portal with a pile of miniature quiches and a scotch egg.

AURELIA

"Wot are you talkin' about? Sounds like some lame nerd stuff" the water-woman replies as she scans the room for options of how to escape the angel.

[playzooki]

(this post is ooc)

PLAYZOOKI

(OOC: When were you unable to walk properly? You were unconscious between posts, and you've been in the Castle for half the game with the the brief interlude where the Shrew dropped you over the edge and then the you were teleported back inside before you hit the ground)

PLAYZOOKI
Using the disturbing power of nasal telekinesis, he flips the small figure over the edge. Several things happen at once. Firstly, apparently the creature had been holding the chain, so with a sudden unravelling of chains, Playzooki himself is suddenly plummeting at incredible speed down towards the city miles below them. It seems that the tiny figure is some kind of Shrew, wearing tiny clothing, but evidently Playzooki didn't account for the fact that small mammals are not large enough to be killed by falling at their terminal velocity, so she seems remarkably unphased by this.

In fact, a manic grin on her tiny features, she angles herself to accelerate, and as Zooki smashes through the glass roof of Fluffony Biggins Frantabulous Pillow Factory he is mere feet from the ground before George finally manages to get a teleporter lock, and instead of impacting into the contents of the pillow factory, instead impacts into the hard antique wooden floor of the teleporter room. A lot of pain follows. Katia appears above him, caught in the same teleporter net, still at maximum speed, and uses the Meteor-shrew technique, impacts him straight in the forehead, knocking him out cold.

When he awakens a good while later, he finds that all his stuff is gone except his clothes, and he needs serious medical attention to even walk at a normal pace.