AURELIA

There are some great production values in the Pilot and some superb acting, Aurelia can see why it was nominated for some awards, even where there are slight changes from the source material.

LELAND AND CLEO

The Crumpets all suddenly swivel so that the holey upper sides stop spinning aimlessly in various diections and face directly at Leland. Evidently the death of Seben has caught this griddled golem's interest... It presses a button and a nearby private lift opens up.

"I believe that you should perhaps talk to such a higher-up immediately" - it says in as a nervous a voice as a cloud of crumpets can manage.

As they enter the sort of lift (but more seems to be swirling around a rail towards the core) they feel vaguely sick, and the lights indicate they are now in the private floors, and accelerating. Then with little warning the whole lift jars to a halt. It opens up into a small office filled with lots of filing cabinets and drawers and trays and other bits of bureaucracy. A thick haze of cigar smoke wafts across the room from a chair facing away from them.

"So, I hear you killed that blaztach Seben. Good. Perhaps we should have a little chat, and then if I like what you hear, I might have a job for you"

The chair spins around to reveal a portly and exceptionally grumpy looking bipedal blue hedgehog. His suit is messy and has nicotine stains, and his lanyard identifies him as Olfactory T. Hedgehog.

EUDIAL

"Why of course Miss Eudial, if you head over to the equipment room and state your search preferences, we can furnish you with whatever items you feel you will need. Standard items can be provided in whatever quantities you require, but for archiving reasons we can currently only provide you with 3 items each of any unique or unusual items."