It all started along time ago, so long ago, it was Monday... I was in doing a bit of shopping, getting some more slabs of coke... Its for my addiction you see. And I must have taken like a wrong turn at the food deli and I ended up in the cold food section, and it was basically empty, there were no other people...
I wondered, WOW! Wouldnt it be soo coool if there was an underground street racing syndicate of souped up, blingin trolley racers in the cold food section.... Maybe shopping would be half interesting with two trolleys doing burn outs down the aisle with large Nitrous Oxide tanks giving hardcore performance...
So in my usual act of randomness, I yelled down the aisle, Aisle 12 is now closed.... FOR BURNOUTS! before proceeding to race my trolley as fast as possible down the aisle.... **I swear they are gonna kick me out of there someday, my trolley wasnt even registered**
I did a quick tough lap with my trolley, scaring an old lady in the process and headed to the checkouts...
Now the reason it became Checkouts 5 & 6 will be closed today.... FOR BURNOUTS!!!! was because when I was explaining the story to some of my mates, trying to get them to join the fully sik underground world of shopping trolley racing, the influence of alcohol magically made me say checkouts instead of aisle... Since then, the random saying has stuck...
The moral of this story? Dont leave things in the fridge!
**Queues There something in the fridge tonight by Wierd Al and adds the Cowboy Bebop video clip before departing off to the House of Carnage robot event....**
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