WHERES THE WEDGE? INFAMOUS SCOTBOT VANISHES!
Report by Ivor Thritis

Yesterday, MI5 began an investigation into the mysterious disappearance of well-known vapourbot Wedge Devolution which took place on Valentines Day this week. Eet eez vital that we locate Monsiour Devolution as soon as possibl¨ before anozzer bot theft epidemeec starts up again Chief Inspector Clouseau told reporters. In ze meantime, ozzer roboteeeers must remain vigilant in case of a reoccurance.
Many of the roboteering community have been on-edge since February 14th, when Mr Devolution was abducted from the toolshed of his owner Steven McGregors Glasgow estate in the middle of the night. With only a little spilt oil and a hole in the shed roof being the only clues as to the disappearance, Scotland Yard remains baffled as to what fate could have befallen the vapourbot, now near the end of its first year of active service.
Mr McGregor was unavailable for comment, but his butlerbot told us that if we didnt leave, hed crush us like a Featherweight in a printing press...so, thats just about all we have...

(Extract from the Daily Scum, February 18th 2005)