Dinowarrior Destruction

[dinowarrior]

BATTLE 2

The first bot for this melee is the interestinly designed HYPERTENSION MK2. True, the simple box shape isnt THAT interesting, neither are the hindged skirts and hardox armour. But this robots main feature is its flipper. Not only is it powerful, but it is also invertably designed, so it doesnt have to waste time re-righting. Fast as well, I fear for the exposed wheels.

Soaring in next is EAGLE, ready to pounce on anything in its way. This wedge shape isnt really that well protected, neither is the ground clearance that good. In fact, its the slowest in this battle. However, dont count it out until youve seen its weapon...the huge Gravity style flipper. I drear to think what this can flipp. So, whatever you do, DO take care, even if it is slow.

And finally, the true star of Dinowarrior Destruction, and possibly the favourite, INDISCTRUCTABLE! This robot has no weapons, but with a body shape like world champion Storm 2, hard titanium armour all over, 18 horsepower, and the ability to run upside down, who CARES! This robot is the fastest in this heat, reaching speeds of 23mph. Try beating THIS one at your own risk!

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

The house robots are Cholera and Irritator. I cant help but think they may be a tad bit nervous.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

And off they go! More carnage please. OK says Eagle trying to stay out of the way of Indisctructable. Something that is impossible in its own sense. Indisctructable rams Eagle towards, and into, Hypertension MK2. The flipper of Hyper fires, but Eagle is only lifted upwards. Now, however, Indisctructable is under Hyper. Hyper shuts his flipper down, but that only makes things worse. I heard back stage that Eagle and Indisctructable were ganging up on poor old Hyper, and that is the case so far. Anyways, Indisctructable pushes Hyper into the corner...right where Irritator is. The jaw comes down, and Hyper mentioned earlier that it is vulnerable to crushers. STILL Hyper is on top of Inde. Wheres Eagle in all of this? Coming right in, slowly but surely, underneath the raised Hyper. Pause...FLIP! HYPERTENSION MK2 FLIES THROUGH THE AIR...AND LANDS OUTSIDE THE ARENA. WHAT A WAY TO GO. It seemed invincible, but ganging up takes its toll. Now the battle will end...OH, BUT EAGLES JUST FLIPPED IRRITATOR, THATS GREAT! Cholera will not be happy.

CEASE!!!

Well, Cease has been called. Cholera is now trying to re-right Irritator...OH, BUT INDISCTRUCTABLE HAS A GO AT CHOLERA, THATS EVEN BETTER! Cholera has been pinned into the arena wall. Thats not fair, theyre stranding him. Fluffitor, remember this! Theyre attacking your friend. Beware, DD house robots have looong memories.

CEASE!!!

Cease called again. That means Cease Indisctructable. I.E Stop. Desist. Finish. End! Crash Bandibot gives Indisctructable a yellow card, but I think hes lucky to get away with just that.

EAGLE AND INDISCTRUCTABLE GO THROUGH

Round 2

Barbaric Response vs Indisctructable
Chalkie vs Eagle

[tom_b]

Forgot I was fighting, Ill keep away from the front flipper of Barbaric Response & push him into the house robots.

[dinowarrior]

Update will be this weekend...Im NOT about to let this tourny go.

[dinowarrior]

Welcome back to Dinowarrior Destruction. Now, whos up for a little Sumo? Cos I know Jakamoko 2 is!!!

The third competitor to fight in the sumo ring is EL PERSISTANCE. It certainly SEEMS persistant enough with its incredibly hard looking armour. It IS its own weapon, so it should push well. But beware, Jakamoko may push harder.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

So off goes El Persistance. Straight into Jakamoko 2. Both bots have a virtually zero ground clearance at the front, so this is going to get interesting. They grind, they twist...OH, JAKAMOKO TWISTS TOO FAR! The deadlock breaks, and El Persistance flies into the ring wall. Thankfully, there are no gaps in it...there. But Jakamoko travels forwards, determined. El Persistance turns, but it is having trouble. Jakamoko gets underneath its skirts and rams it into the side! El Persistance escapes...just, and rams into the side of Jakamoko. It rams it towards a gap...OH, BUT JAKAMOKO GETS OUT OF THE WAY, AND SOME OF EL PERSISTANCES 6 WHEELS GO OVER THE EDGE. Jakamoko pauses...and then comes in and pushes. El Persistance goes out.

CEASE!

In a Time of 42.56 seconds.

See ya soon.

[dinowarrior]

Here is the next line up.

Barbaric Response vs Indisctructable
Eagle vs Chalkie

BARBARIC RESPONSE vs INDISCTRUCTABLE

House Robots are Leprosy Infection and Jakamoko 2

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And off they go. I dont like BRs chances against Indi. Indi RAMS straight into BR! STRAIGHT INTO THE ARENA WALL! OUCH!!! THAT HAS TO HURT! POOR BR IS GETTING BASHED HERE, AND ITS HARDLY SURPRISING! BR now gets SLAMMED into Leprosy Infection, who tears at it with his drum. Jakamoko 2 comes in also, and makes some nasty holes in the armour. Is Barbaric Response moving? Doesnt look like it. I think the ramming knocked it out on the first blow. Crash Bandi-bot comes over, and he is counting BR out. What a shame.

CEASE!

INDISCTRUCTABLE GOES THROUGH

EAGLE vs CHALKIE

House Robots are Jakamoko 2 and Cholera

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

Eagle makes for the first move. It needs to, Chalkie is dangerous prey. Chalkie rams into Eagle, and lifts it up. However, Eagle falls away, and gets under the raised prongs of Chalkie. Eagle pushes back for all its worth. Closer to the arena wall...closer...closer...FLIP! OH, AND CHALKIE FLIES OUT OF THE ARENA! WHAT A SHOCK!

CEASE

EAGLE GOES THROUGH.

Sorry for the poor quality fights: College is my no one priority at the moment.

[tom_b]

Hoorah, tactics for the heat final are:

Eagle Vs Indisctructable (me)
Dodge that flipper at all costs, shunt Eagle into the CPZs & then down the pit or use the tried-&-tested Storm 2 method, ram them out of the arena.

[dinowarrior]

If all goes well, I should have the next fight up by tomorrow.

[dinowarrior]

OK, so todays Saturday, but at least its up.

INDISCTRUCTABLE vs EAGLE

House Bots are Jakamoko 2 and Dreadlocks Revenge

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

And off we go, with the heat final of the third heat of Dinowarrior Destruction! Indisctructable, surely the heat favourite, charges straight at Eagle, dodging the flipper because of the birds slow speed, and easily getting under that 9mm ground clearance. Indisctructable rams Eagle towards the wall...BAMM! Right into it! Eagle is shaken, but Indisctructable retreats. Is Eagle moving? Yes, only just. But thats probably a bad thing, as Indisctructable rams into Eagle AGAIN! This time, he takes him all the way to where Jakamoko 2 is waiting. Down comes the axe, diamond tipped, hitting the 2mm titanium, making a dent. Dreadlocks Revenge is also coming in, and he crushes into the armour of the Eagle. Then, using his forklifts, he picks up Eagle, shows him to the crowd, then drops it onto the arena floor. Eagle is barely moving, and no surprise. Indisctructable rams it again, this time going for the big one, the one that will possibly kick Eagle out of the arena. And BAMM! OH, AND EAGLE FLIES OUT OF THE ARENA, AND OUT OF THE COMPETITION!

CEASE

INDISCTRUCTABLE JOINS WEDGE DEVOLUTION AND RIPPER ROO IN THE GRAND FINAL!

[tom_b]

Heat 3
El Persistance vs Tengu 6 vs Montys Pass (me)
If possible, Ill team up with Tengu 6, if we do team up, Ill just get rid of El Persistance by chucking it out of the arena