Jon does not live in Maidstone. He lives in Uptohisneckinit. A nice little town in the darkest depths of Kent. Where men are men and sheep are sh1t scared. Where hot water only comes out of a kettle. Where coal is picked up from the streets, Brass bands play the hovis tune where ever you walk and the internet is just an expression and not a fact/Thats where Jon lives. Ask him.
Now, I will not even try to describe where Geoff comes from but they havent even woke up for the past 1,000 years. A little village called Brigadoone and with such famous residence as Fred Astaire. Geoff, as a child had his own pet Dinosaur.
Mike.
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