Packet of Beef hula hoops vs Dream Theater vs Mark Elam

The band to play ring toss with Whispy's nose and try and get as many hoops on his nose as possible. Also Mark Elam to randomly implode when they miss one.

The amorphus blob that is AJ's 3rd entry vs Mecha Grunty vs Dale Winton

Mecha Mecha Grunty!
The spinning tin screw is the signal to take flight (flight!)
Eat a Chim Sphere and you're full of energy
Today I can fly anywhere again
STEAM POWER is strong
FLY AWAY off to tomorrow
I don't know just where I'm headed
GO GO GO GO!
Mecha Grunty Mecha Grunty
Fly! (fly) Fly! (fly) Fly! (fly) Mecha Grunty

The Scout vs Dave Grohl and Slash vs Teacakes

Scout likes pancakes, not teacakes. Therefore the former Nirvana and Guns'N'Roses men to take offence to this and beat him over the head until he dies. Then they eat the teacakes which were poisoned beforehand.

Professor Henry Hatsworth and His Tea Time Mech Suit vs A talking toaster called Julian vs Robosapien

Henry to go through after the toaster and Robosapien land on the third rail and get fried. :P

The Gentleman Ghost vs Dr Hax vs Gabriel (Vaporbot)

HAAAAAAAAX!!! *throws computer monitor*

Scrooge McDuck vs Pizza Machine vs Dexter

Scrooge doesn't eat pizza, so he'll try and whack the machine with his cane and it will fall on him, causing Dexter to go through.

Galactus vs The Toronto Rocket vs Dalek

The next station is Hell. Hell Station.

William DuVall vs Gabriel (Moe girl) vs The Plothole

So I found myself in the sun, oh yeah
A hell of a place to end a run, oh yeah

California, I'm fine
Somebody check my brain
California's all right
Somebody check my brain
Check my brain

I walk these streets, I creep and I fall, oh yeah
When she sang I answered the call, oh yeah

California, I'm fine
Somebody check my brain
California's all right
Somebody check my brain

Aaaaah tears have filled my bones
Aaaaah years expended gone

I hung my guns and put em away, oh yeah
The trick of the trade, and by the way, oh yeah

California, I'm fine
Somebody check my brain
California's all right
Somebody check my brain

Aaaah tears have filled my bones
Aaaah years expended gone
Aaaah tears have filled my bones
Aaaah years expended gone

Check my brain, check my brain...

YTP Nightmare vs Howard Jones vs Michigan J. Frog

Howard Jones to get in a fight with the Killswitch Engage frontman of the same name, while Michigan J. Frog manages to get Nightmare unemployed, and goes through.

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Can't wait for violence, Tracy.