I'm only a week late, shush. :P
Let's get this show on the road! First round will consist of 9 1v1v1 matches, (because I was hardly expecting 27 things entered! Way to go, guys!) They will all be single elimination matches, in the end only one will make it to round two.
Matches are thusly:
Packet of Beef hoola hoops vs Dream Theater vs Mark Elam (I assume there is a tiny robot in his rectum. :P)
The amorphus blob that is AJ's 3rd entry vs Mecha Grunty vs Dale Winton
Scout vs Dave Grohl and Slash vs Teacakes
Professor Henry Hatsworth and His Tea Time Mech Suit vs A talking toaster called Julian vs Robosapien
The Gentleman Ghost vs Dr Hax vs Gabriel (Vaporbot)
Scrooge McDuck vs Pizza Machine vs Dexter
Galactus vs The new Toronto Rocket subway train vs Dalek
William DuVall vs Gabriel (Moe girl) vs The Plothole
YTP Nightmare vs Howard Jones vs Michigan J. Frog
Let the record show that the Talking Toaster seems to be a huge fanboy/appliance shaped stalker of Dexter, as they kept coming up in the same match like 4 times and guh.
The stages, in the order of the match they will be used in for this round:
Whispy Woods - Forested area, a large tree in the middle, which has a face. Blows gusts of air, spits rotten fruit, and drops apples, giant worms, and Gordos. (Falling object hazard)
Spaaaaccceeee - It's in SPACE. As in, no gravity, floating around, no air, lots of stars and some planets, I imagine. (Possible meteor hazard, also use your head!)
Final Destination (Falling hazard)
Bessarion Station- Fairly big subway station, as far as those go. (Electrical hazard should someone touch the tracks, Subway hazard if you fall down and don't, or both at the same time.)
Moe-bot arena - Same hazards as your average arena that which one would fight robots in, just the area is a bit bigger. People have to fight in it, ya know.
Phantom Pavilion (Seesaw variation) (Falling)
Top of CN Tower - Well, if it helps, there are a lot of tall buildings you could potentionally jump off to, if it gets too croweded.... Provided you can jump. (Fallllllingggg~)
Giant Popcorn Bowl - It's.... a giant popcorn bowl. I imagine there is popcorn in it still, and the sides are slippy because of butter...
Hulle Granz Cathedral - A Cathedral suspended in the middle of an area, the area below completely covered in mist so thick you can't possibly see through. Only accessable by bridge. Inside, it looks like a cathedral. (go figure. Images located in the link provide better pictures then I can describe.)
So, finally:
Tactics, Predictions, anything I missed, thoughts of how much of a hard time I'll have writing this?
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