Skipping heat introductions from now on, if that's OK with you.

General Carnage 2 vs Mega Hurts L.T. vs Major Tom 3
Suicidal Tendencies vs Corkscrew 2 vs Big Nipper

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BATTLE 1
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FROM HULL - GENERAL CARNAGE 2
Never beyond the second round of the heats in three attempts.

This golden wedge shaped machine is one of our oldest competitors. Its main weapon is a powerful flipper that, to this date, has left it the only robot to flip another out of the arena and not make the heat final. Teeth and spikes also add to the weapon synergy. It doesn't have a srimech, though, and it hasn't been the most reliable.

FROM THE ISLE OF SHEPPEY, IN KENT - MAJOR TOM
Never beyond the heats in four seperate wars with three seperate machines.

Formally a garden water barrel and a dodgem car, this is the third incarnation of Major Tom. It is an invertible box wedge shaped robots with two clamping spikes acting as its main weapon. At 4mph, it's slow....too slow.

FROM PRESTON - MEGA HURTS L.T.
This machine has crashed out early in four seperate heats.

The newest incarnation of the Mega Hurts machine is smaller than before. It's a low box shaped machine, with spikes around the outside. The keyboard is a CO2 powered flipper, as is the screen which acts as a srimech. It looks novel, and it's fast, but not very reliable.

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY

Booth 1 - General Carnage 2, Mega Hurts L.T.
Booth 2 - Major Tom 3
House Robots - Shunt, Dead Metal

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!
And the three machines move away. Mega Hurts is the quickest of the three, and slams into Major Tom....oops, its head comes off again! It has a reputation for being unable to keep its head. Mega Hurts flips Major Tom over! Luckily, it is invertible, which means flipping won't affect it too much. General Carnage gets underneath Mega Hurts' suspect ground clearance and flips it over! Mega Hurts quickly self-rights and tries persuing Major Tom, but General Carnage is insistant on getting rid of Mega Hurts, and flips it over again. Mega Hurts attempts to self-right, with less luck this time. General Carnage slides underneath....AND FLIPS IT RIGHT OUT OF THE ARENA!! That's the end of Mega Hurts! Major Tom survives without doing a sausage!!

CEASE!!

Mega Hurts needs a new anti virus.
GENERAL CARNAGE AND MAJOR TOM GO THROUGH!

Next up...Big Nipper vs Corkscrew 2 vs Suicidal Tendencies.

Sorry that the fight was short. I need to get back into my rhythm...