Patricia: I believe I told you before the item allows whoever's holding it to go back to Panginoon once and once only if it breaks or is broken - it's designed to be used in life or death situations, should 'death' be the predicted outcome.

I've picked up *checks bag*

A variety of maps - a tourist map of the island in the middle of the river, about a thousand years old; a map of Melded; an old map purporting to show the multiverse, that appears to mainly be gibberish and has lots of artistic licence taken
A living snooker table, made of plants, along with several painted snooker ball living molluscs
A wheeled snooker table stand for said snooker table
A finely crafted suit of armour for a large greyhound, which should be able to be modified for my frame
A sack full of unremarkable, but beautifully crafted, 24 carat gold rings, for the purposes of trading with a dwarven forgemaster Rex Jongleur in exchange for him modifying the above suit of armour
Some books of magic (as in books about magic, as 'magic books' I am informed could confuse people who think they're magical books :P) that I could use to learn basic mage spells in a few hours
A device known as a 'WikiPodia' that is a small portable computer that makes my random bursts of knowledge seem more realistic.