hey

im kinda bored, but was watching mock the week and live at the apollo and was like hey i could do that so was crackin jokes over tea :P then i said hey, i know some pretty funny guys, il post a joke thread on the fra so...here i am :P

basicly i start a topic, and you guys say funny or interesting thngs about the topic, when i start a new topic il look at all the posts and pick the best one

soooo first topic:

things you dont want to hear your room-mate to say


no, we cant split the electricity bill, i have a laptop and a phone charger, and your on a life support machine!

EDIT: oh yeah, and you can use quotes from other comedians if it applys to the topic but try to keep it origional