Name: Joey McConnell
Hair colour: Brown, rather long
Eye colour: Brown
Height: Just under 6ft
Clothes: Slightly too large hooped jumper containing every colour known to man and several that aren't, black fleece with several dozen useful pockets, rat chewed jeans, sandals
Personality: Generally nice, worryingly intelligent but somewhat naive and rather introverted, rather high class, fond of using long words, doesn't like going out casually, robot obsessed, nothing you really couldn't have guessed :P

Heavyweight robot: N(expressed to the power of three)