The New and Improved Team Corsair RPG

**corsair_lightning** · 5th December 2009, 15:10

The war between the Trocasians and the resistance has gone on for a full year. Hundreds of bloody and well-worn uniforms complete with ammo and weapon lie on the beach, as if someone had been killed and suddenly disappeared from their uniform. On the beach of this hub world, 4 figures: A man with an afro, a doctor, a T-800, and a soldier of some sort appear suddenly. Though they don't know each other, they have enough common sense to tell each other to hit the deck. It's D-Day all over again, except this time the Allies are outnumbered. The tide turns as Jack launches a rocket into a nearby bunker, destroying it and shattering it into small pieces, disintegrating the soldiers inside. For good measure, Indigo fires his SMG into the wreckage, leaving spent bullet-casings on the beach. It is only after they realize that the shots aimed at them have stopped do they get up and introduce themselves to one another.

Suddenly, all of them realize that they are missing from where they were. Indigo was fighting off a drug lord, Jack was trying to find an assassin, Wolfgang was preforming surgery, and Jordan was sitting back watching television from his home. Suddenly, an unusual thought coarsed through their head, that they must find a rift and close it, and that they would meet at least 1 person who could help them. They also notice several uniforms and weapons, and a pile of seemingly useless junk. In that pile and in the uniforms, there were several items:

A chainsaw (Weight: 7, Speed: Fast, Damage: 30-35)
A silver ring (Weight: 1)
A Trocasian uniform (Weight: 2, Defence: 5)
A roll of duct tape (Weight: 1)
A working radio that has a recording of Tom Roper's Aussie Linguistics (Weight: 3)
A bag containing 500 silver coins (Weight: 2)
A foe-checking Magic 8 Ball (Weight: 3, gives you stats of foes)
A crossbow (Weight: 5, Speed: Slow, Damage: 20-30)
An inter-dimensional newspaper (Weight: 1)
An interesting Cane with a jeweled Emerald on top (Weight: 3)
An un-inflated raft (Weight: 7)
A metal top hat (Weight: 4, Defence: 3)
An AK-47 with 120 bullets (Weight: 6, Speed: Very Fast, Damage: 35-40)
A wind-up lightsabre (Weight: 3, Speed: Fast, Damage: Unknown)
A box containing 10 MKIIA1 Fragmentation Grenades (Weight: 5)
A custom-made Resistance uniform (Weight: 3, Defence: 7)
A SPAS-12 Shotgun with 40 rounds (Weight: 4, Speed: Medium, Damage: 40-50)

Also, there are several resistance ships harboured at a nearby town. You can see them in the harbor. I would suggest you go to the town, as more Trocasians will be on their way. What you can do is:

Pick up some of the items and choose another option
Go to the town
Signal for a Resistance ship
Go to the nearest Resistance recruiting office
Attack the Trocasians
Use the foe-checker to scan the items
Something Else (You decide what to do)

**majinb** · 6th December 2009, 12:54

How is it decided again how many we can carry along? anyway, I spot a Trocasian uniform and find that awefully interesting. It gives us the possibility to maybe spy on the Trocasians during a later stage, he has the IQ to play his part real well, with his IQ he is the most efficient gatherer of information on the team, and the uniform gives some much needed armour. So I take the uniform with me (dont wear it yet), and propose the team goes to the town to quietly discuss our new task.

**daliad100** · 6th December 2009, 16:58

Well I can take all of the weapons and ammo and put them in my coat, also I would like to put my sword in there and the loaded Beretta's on the spring loaded rails so they weigh less (technically in coat) but can be bought out quickly for fights.

I'm up for going into town, we might meet someone.

**corsair_lightning** · 6th December 2009, 22:49

@ Martijn: You can carry as many items as your free weight allows you to carry.

I'm still waiting for what Jack and Lian want to do, but if either one of them wants to go to the town, then, since its the majority vote, I'll write it down, though I might wait for the other to post what items he wants.

EDIT: Also, who gets what items comes on a first come, first serve basis. Also, the wind-up lightsabre has a damage potential of 10-60.

**majinb** · 7th December 2009, 12:50

right-o, the total weight of that pile is 60, so our team can carry everything that is laying there to wherever we are going

Im mostly voting for the go to town option because simply we just got this new task, and we're better off just going to a relatively quiet place talking our plans through than rushing into action straight away, we may be able to get ourselves a makeshift base of operations in the town, and we can store all this stuff there, so its at our disposal

As Wolfgang Passions Im most certainly personally interested in the Trocasian uniform for the reasons I mentioned earlier. The inter-dimensional newspaper is very handy for information gathering... I doubt the 4 of us have much expertise in the inter-dimensional

**death robotics** · 7th December 2009, 17:04

town for me

**corsair_lightning** · 7th December 2009, 17:23

Suddenly, the foe-checking Magic 8-Ball speaks up:

You guys must be new to this place. I've been sitting here for 6 months along with all this other junk, so I can tell you about it:

The chainsaw is a powerful Petrol one with 1.5L of petrol storage and a Jian Minis engine that gives out 40hp.
The silver ring allows the user to be invisible. To use it, just tap the diamond.
The Trocasian Uniform is made of Carbon Fibre, Kevlar, and magnesium chainmail.
The duct tape is excellent for fixing combat robots, and various other items.
Listening to Tom Roper's Aussie Linguistics long enough can seriously confuse someone.
The silver coins are the inter-dimensional form of currency.
I, the foe-checking Magic 8-ball, can be shook, then looked at to reveal the stats of enemies and other creatures.
The crossbow comes with gold finishing and 20 reusable crossbow bolts.
The Inter-Dimensional Newspaper is called Inter-dimensional News, and was printed yesterday. It appears to automatically update itself with the latest news.
The cane with a jeweled emerald was used in the filming of the movie Professor Vengeance: My Story of Interdimensional Domination. It was not used in the movie, but was a reserve cane, largely visible via the blue emerald on top instead of the green one.
The un-inflated raft has the words Q een M ry on it.
The metal top hat is made of thick aluminum, and is quite light.
The AK-47 is the most awesome gun ever made.
The wind-up lightsabre is energy efficient. 1 full wind produces a minute of use time.
The MKIIA1 Frag Grenades have been on the beach for 50 years, but are still in good condition. They use EC Blank Fire Powder and an igniting fuse of 4 - 5 seconds.
The resistance uniform is made from various sewn-together pieces of Kevlar and Carbon fibre. There are some pieces of 2mm unobtanium for extra protection.
The SPAS-12 is illegal in most universes, due to it being the best shotgun ever made.

**corsair_lightning** · 7th December 2009, 17:30

After looking through your posts, here are the remaining items:

A silver ring (Weight: 1)
A roll of duct tape (Weight: 1)
A working radio that has a recording of Tom Roper's Aussie Linguistics (Weight: 3)
A bag containing 500 silver coins (Weight: 2)
A foe-checking Magic 8 Ball (Weight: 3, gives you stats of foes)
An interesting Cane with a jeweled Emerald on top (Weight: 3)
An un-inflated raft (Weight: 7)
A metal top hat (Weight: 4, Defence: 3)
A custom-made Resistance uniform (Weight: 3, Defence: 7)

And your free weight:

Jack Terminator Schwartz: 49/75
Wolfgang Passion: 7/20
Indigo Mattheus: 3/20
Jordan Afro Brown: 14/40

**majinb** · 7th December 2009, 21:20

guys, just divide all the items over us and get them to town, I'd like to think that once there we can have a save hideout and store it all so we have it at our disposal