x-mas crazy bots

[death robotics]

right a little rule change in the feathers

instead of annihalator style battles it will be one massive brawl before the play offs

btw mark the 50% rule is in play so kody doesnt pull his hair out ill assign him a fictional character to help

it will be..... Soul Calibur 3/4 girl Tira (seeming as kody likes her )



one more thing 3 battles will happen tomorrow to make sure that this tournie finishes in time for me to relax this
chrimbo

EDIT: mark, kody has a super heavy cluster called the system of dr tarr and professor feather (inspired by a song :P )

[corsair_lightning]

My mistake... :P

But yeah, smart move on making Tira Kody's assistant.

Anyways, my new and revised tactics:

Get both Tira and Kody drunk so they will commit suicide down the pit. While they drunkenly drive around, use my drum to carve up Cassandra's aluminum inserts. Then pit one or both of them if they haven't pitted each other. If they attack me, I'll flip whichever one's closer. Don't let them double-team me.

[death robotics]

lian walsh: ho ho *shoots jack frost with a tank* we are back with not one not 2 but 3 fights
who wants to DIE

pod 1 i.a.n/jack

pod 2: extreme gyration

3.....2....1.... ACTIVATE

i.a.n the 1st to move here and exterme gyrations is up to full speed and comes in Bang, it looks like the match will be
restarted as they both went oota :shock: anyways there back in the arena and they carry on and i.a.n flips eg into the
air at such force, eg gets up to speed again and whacks i.a.n away but it comes back only to be smashed away but
eg looks unstable and i.a.n comes in with a nudge WHOA eg is shooting around the arena spinning like crazy and i.a.n
now flips it on its back and shunt comes in with the axe again and again and again i.a.n now flips eg against the wall but
mr psycho picks it up and drops it on the flame pit as i.a.n flips it back again and again what a show we are getting here
today and eg is now stacked against the wall again as shunt hammers down along with mr psycho and deas metals saw
BZZZZZT BANG BZZZZZZT BANG BZZZT BANG!!!!! huge damage as in comes in and flips it oota but the house robots
turn their attention to i.a.n who is trying to get away but turns round and FLIPS SHUNT ON HIS HEAD and now gets
under growler and FLIPS HIM OVER AS WELL, what a fight folks as dead metal hits the pit release but i.a.n SHOVES HIM
IN but mr psycho picks it up and drops it out of the arena

CEASE

lian walsh : lets get on with the 2nd battle shall we

pod 1 jack/oid
pod 2 kody/szf

3....2....1... ACTIVATE

szf comes racing out of the traps and slams oid against the wall but oid tries to hit the sides but szf is to fast for him
and slams hit against the wall and into the house robots and now shunt comes in and hammers down on oid as szf
charges at the pit release and now charges towards oid and bashes it against the wall but oid gets away and szf is
trapped in the cpz and shunt slams his axe down again and again and again but szf manages to get but almost drove in
the pit but got away just in time and now charges at oid again and powerslams it against another wall as sparks fly from
the angle grinders but oid gets away again and hits the side of szf and theres a massive cut in the side but szf gets
away and gets under oid and slams him at the wall and out of the arena he goes now szf takes on shunt and slams him
down the pit CEASE

lian walsh: and finally (for the moment) the 3rd battle

pod 1: megaroll (just been put back together since its thrashing from raven the 4th :shock: )/mark
pod 2: the alexandra sister/kody and tira

3...2...1.. ACTIVATE

megaroll gets up to speed charges for cassandra but sophitia interceps and flips megaroll 2 over and again and again as
cassandra heads for the pit release as megaroll is flipped into the ppz where growler lurks and gets hold of megaroll and
slams against the wall but megaroll gets away but not from sophitia who launches megaroll into the air but megaroll
recovers and goes after cassandra and hits away with the drums but is launched away by sophitia and launched into the
ppz again but into sir killalot who picks up megaroll and spins it round and round i think im getting dizzy (wait a tick hes
already been on ) as killalot spins round again and lets go as megaroll lands next to the flame pit but is flipped
against the arena wall and is double ootaed by the sisters
CEASE

next battle soon

[majinb]

So? Most tourney writers don't even notice that it's impossible for 1 person to drive both parts at a time.

may I ask why?:P I have 2 hands, 5 fingers each, its very well possible to operate a (relatively small) remote control with 1 hand, laying the thing in the palm of my hand, using my dumb to move the joystick and another finger to move a weapon control

Heck, I can use my 2 joystick controller in such way that 1 joystick moves 1 bot around and the other one moves the other robot, and I can still have buttons for optional weapons, it would require superb control of my hands, on par with the best drummers in the world, but its not impossible, it would also require superb hand-eye coordination, but thats not impossible too, and as its always assumed that vapourboteers are superb drivers anyhow, since driving skills are never considered in this game, I dont see much of a problem

[corsair_lightning]

Well, I lost both of my other fights...

And yeah, you've got a point there Martijn...

Lian: Raven the 4th destroyed my robot, and yet Extreme Gyration, which puts out twice the KJ of Raven, didn't damage I.A.N at all? Seems unusual, but yeah. The robot has a habit of going out of control when flipped...

[joey_picus]

Heck, I can use my 2 joystick controller in such way that 1 joystick moves 1 bot around and the other one moves the other robot, and I can still have buttons for optional weapons, it would require superb control of my hands, on par with the best drummers in the world, but its not impossible, it would also require superb hand-eye coordination, but thats not impossible too

Jason Bardis (of Dr. Inferno fame in Battlebots) actually did that I believe, he had an American ant cluster called Lame-O and Same-O that were set up to be driven on opposite sticks of a 2 stick transmitter

[kodster]

Very w00ty

[death robotics]

very sorry mark when i was correcting spelling mistakes i must of accidently deleted a part of the battle without
noticing

if i remember extreme gyration tore off the whole right hand side when you both went oota :P

[corsair_lightning]

Well, Extreme Gyration went out the same way as the original Gyrate: Flying out of the arena after seriously damaging its opponent...

[death robotics]

lian walsh: welcome back to x-mas crazy bots, get comfy, we are going for a ride with 3 more fights till the quaters
BRING IT ON

pod 1: gabriel V/joey
pod 2: crooked/jack

3....2....1... ACTIVATE

gabriel comes rushing in on crooked and crooked turns away but gabriel flips it from behind and onto its back but
self rights and turns round and flips back and now crooked gets underneath and tries to flip it out WHAT A MOVE!!!!!
gabriel was about to go oota but fired the flipper just in time to lauch itself back in, now it races toward crooked and
flips it across the arena to the ppz where dead metal waits BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT a massive cut in the side of crooked
as it gets away but not from gabriel who flips it over but it self rights quickly but is flipped again into the pit release
and gabriel is on the pit but he gets away and the refbot fell in now gabriel flips crooked into a
ppz with shunt as the pit comes back up so that refbot can continue and shunt axes crooked and the c02 has gone in
crooked as the refbot comes over 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 oh dear co2 problems have let crooked down a 2nd time as shunt
axes down again but gabriel comes in and flips it against the wall and out CEASE

next up are skull and robot wars flops tomohawk

pod 1:tomohawk
pod 1:skull/lewis

3.....2.....1.. ACTIVATE

skull gets that drum up to speed as tomohawk comes in but skull moves out of the way now it starts to chew lumps out
of the side tomohawk who turns to get away but the other side is being chewed up to bits and now skull uses its wedge
to push tomohawk into the ppz where matilda is lurking with the flywheel and tears off the top panel completely as skull
now pushes it towards growler who slams tomohawk into the wall now cassius chrome comes in and actually does some
damage as it punched off the axe now tomohawk comes back at skull but is pushed into the pit release whats tomohawk
gonna do now, NOTHING as they are shoved down the pit CEASE

the final battle of round 1 exotherm vs no consequences

pod 1: no consequences/joey
pod 2: exotherm/lewis

3....2...1... ACTIVATE

nc starts spinning up to max rpm as exotherm comes in with is vertical blade like nightmare and hits nc, nc shoots
across the arena as exotherm lands on its back but the blade pops him back over as it goes after nc again but nc hits it
back and it tears off a front wedge protecting one of the wheels and it hits off the other one now exotherm hit nc and
tears of the lifting arm but nc tears a wheel off and the other one as exotherm lands next to the pit release and is
shoved in CEASE that was quick so lets see who made it to the next round

bandwagon 3
jinx
i.a.n
shadow zone forever
the alexandra sisters
gabriel V
skull
and no consequences

draws in a few mins