Holepunch VS Final Resting Place

Justine: Well Leo, the draws have been made, and you're up against... Final Resting Place!
Leo: Not really sure how I'll do here... but I'll do my best.
Justine: Yes! Any tactics you have?
Leo: Crunch down before it gets up to speed, and using that to my advantage, I'll take it to the house robots, and the pit.
Justine: OK, how confident are you?
Leo: Well, I'm willing to do everything I can to be victorious, but it's not going to be easy... so I'm not THAT confident, to be honest.
Justine: Hopefully you do well. Good luck in the arena.
Leo: Thank you.

Justine: Well Liam, I have just gotten the news about who you're up against. It's Holepunch!
Liam: I'm not too fond of crushers being my opponents, but I think it's going to be a good battle.
Justine: All right, what are your tactics gonna be?
Liam: Rip and shred... try to avoid the front, if he tries to come at me with the crusher, drive away until I reach top speed.
Justine: Great! Now, you think you can beat Holepunch?
Liam: Not really, but I'd like to do my best.
Justine: All right, hopefully you give it your best shot. Good luck in the arena.
Liam: Thank you.

(BATTLE 4!!!)

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...

HOLEPUNCH!!!

FINAL RESTING PLACE!!!

Roboteers, stand by...

Well, there's Leo van Miert as he is driving Holepunch in the first booth, and Liam Eliot is in another booth as he is on the controls of Final Resting Place. As for the house robot drivers... well, they're in their secret place. Wherever the heck that may be. Meh. The house robots are Mangled Metal with the spinning ring of death, and the king of the Robot Wars house robots, Mr. Psycho with the sledgehammer and the hands of terror.

3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!

Let's begin! Refbot gives the green light. Holepunch and Final Resting Place, two very different robots here, duking it out for a place in the heat final. I really like the look of both these robots, really capable of causing destruction and carnage. Final Resting Place starts to spin up, and as Holepunch approaches, it drives away to continue spinning up to full speed. Worthy tactic being shown by Liam, and now Final Resting Place slams into the left side of Holepunch, and the Dutch machine tries to turn away...
CRASH!!!
Nope. The slam sends Holepunch spinning away, with a dent in the armour there! Good attack there by the Welsh machine, but Holepunch fights back! It gets underneath Final Resting Place and clamps it tightly in its grasp! The Welsh machine can't get away from the grip as Holepunch slams it right into the saws! BZZZZZT! Oh man, those saws are causing sparks to fly like heck! The audience is going crazy about it, and that's a good attack by the Dutch machine. It's still got Final Resting Place in its grasp, and now it shoves Liam's machine into the CPZ of Mr. Psycho, and the hammer comes BLASTING down! Good Lord, I would not want to get pounded by that hammer, and the sound is frightening! Fortunately though, the Welsh machine comes out virtually unscathed, and starts spinning up, but Holepunch gets there first before it spins up to full speed! Final Resting Place trying to get away, but Holepunch has Liam's machine in its grasp! Now, Holepunch slams the machine into the saws again! BZZZZZT! Sparks fly and the audience seems to love what they see in the arena here! Both robots fighting with sheer brutality and aggression in reckless abandonment here. Final Resting Place gets away somehow, and spins up and gets away from Holepunch again, to fully spin up to speed! Now, Final Resting Place crashes into the side of the Dutch machine!
CRASH!!!
That was a brutal hit as Holepunch absolutely gets hammered by that spinning ring! Now, Holepunch is still able to move freely somehow, and it gets underneath the spinbot again, and clamps it down hard! Now it barges in and shoves the Welsh spinbot into the spinning sawblades! BZZZZT! The sparks are flying, and the audience loves it! Now, Holepunch still has a good grip on Final Resting Place, as it carries the machine from Wales into Mangled Metal's CPZ, but it gets away just by the skin of its chinny-chin-chin! Now, Final Resting Place gets spinning and gets away from Holepunch! It slams into the Dutch crusher with huge force!
CRASH!!!!!
OHH! Hard hit there by the Welsh machine; Holepunch just gets clobbered by the deadly spinning ring! A dent can be very visible in the side of Holepunch, but that does not stop it from chasing after Final Resting Place in vehement pursuit! Holepunch now pursuing Final Resting Place with reckless abandon, and gets there before it has a chance to fully spun up to speed! It crunches down and starts going towards Mr. Psycho's CPZ and taking Final Resting Place with it! Uh-oh, the hammer comes crashing down, and the Welsh machine gets absolutely clocked! Now, Holepunch finally gets go of Final Resting Place, but some damage has been caused to it... not that significant, though. This is a great battle we're seeing here, and Holepunch continues chasing after Final Resting Place. Meanwhile, Liam is spinning his bot up to speed, BUT WAIT! Holepunch actually gets there before the spinner has come up to full speed! Now, it has a grip on the Welsh machine, and it slams into the pit release button! The pit is activated and Leo wants to end it all here! It starts pushing the Welsh spinner ever so close to the pit! BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!! A miraculous escape has been made by Final Resting Place! To be honest, I don't know how the heck it managed to escape at all. However, it survives to fight another moment or two! Now, Holepunch slams into the Welsh robot with force and clamps it up! It slams into Final Resting Place and slams it into the saws again! BZZZZZZT! Holepunch still has a good grip on Final Resting Place, and the Welsh machine is in trouble, as it gets ever so close to the CPZ! Holepunch starts pushing the spinbot into Mangled Metal's CPZ! Final Resting Place is trying its absolute best to get away, but it can't seem to do so here; this does not look good! Uh-oh...
KERRASH!!!!
OH MY GAWD!!! That hit is MONUMENTAL! Final Resting Place gets spun away out of control, and it's still moving somehow... BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Has the weapon ground to a complete HALT?! It certainly looks as if its weapon has stopped spinning! I think that the energy output was too much for the internal components... oh dear. Holepunch now gets underneath the Welsh machine, and carries it to-- oh no, I've got a bad feeling about this... it's pushing it towards Mangled Metal! Final Resting Place tries to do something about this...
CRASH!!!!
Too late to do anything now, as Final Resting Place is absolutely PUMMELED by the spinning ring of the house robot. Final Resting Place put out a valliant effort, and it was a brilliant machine, but now, it's running in circles, totally disabled on one side. Holepunch has a few big dents and scratches on its side due to the attacks, but it will survive to fight another moment. As for Final Resting Place, its death is imminent, as Holepunch gets underneath the Welsh machine, shoves it towards the abyss, and finally disposes of it... and it's over. BOOM!

CEASE!

Final Resting Place has been laid to rest in the pit.
Holepunch goes through to the Heat N Final!!!

Heat Final
Holepunch VS 7roubloon

Tactics? Predictions? Anyone?