Justine: Right Leo, you're in the heat final and up against Bloody Frigid!
Leo: Bloody Frigid, eh? It's the one with the vertical crusher, isn't it?
Justine: Yes it is.
Leo: Well, I think that one thing that vertical crushers cannot stand is full body spinners, because that was how Razer almost lost to 13 Black in Robot Wars...
Justine: So your tactics are to just spin up and kill it ASAP?
Leo: Actually, you took the words right out of my mouth.
Justine: Haha.You think you'll win this heat?
Leo: I don't really know, but I'll still do my best and hopefully things will turn out well.
Justine: Yes, that's what we like to hear! Good luck.
Leo: Thank you.
Justine: Hey Tracy! How's it going?
Tracy: I'm trying to fix it, but nothing really major, just minor touch-ups.
Justine: Oh that's good. Now, you're up against GBOD, what do you think about that?
Tracy: Erm... oh boy, it's probably going to be very difficult, but I'll try to be annoying as possible, and give it my best shot.
Justine: So what do you think of Leo?
Tracy: Well, he's obviously very respectable, and also one of the best roboteers. So I think that he's the guy to be reckoned with.
Justine: All right then, good luck.
Tracy: Thanks, I'll need it.
Dan: GBOD and Bloody Frigid, two very good newcomer robots are battling it out. GBOD is the more experienced out of these two, having fought in Eye of the Robot Series 3, but Bloody Frigid is not to be underestimated, of course. Now, as Leo mentioned in the pits, if there's one thing that crushers can't stand is full body spinners. Therefore, my prediction is for GBOD to dazzle us all. Anyway, let's see if we're right!
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Sam: We started off this heat with six robots, but now there are only two left... who will be the last robot standing? Brace yourselves... IT'S THE HEAT FINAL!!!
(HEAT FINAL!!!)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Welcome....
GBOD!!!
BLOODY FRIGID!!!
Roboteers, Stand by...
Wow, what a final we have, we've got GBOD controlled by Leo Van Miert in the first booth, and also Bloody Frigid, controlled by Tracy Farber in the other booth. The house robots in this battle is the ghastly and mean Sir Killalot with the pincers and rotating spear, and last but not least, the spinning ring that is sure to make all robots become... Mangled Metal.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!
The heat final is on, and GBOD is in spinning mode. BUT WAIT! Bloody Frigid slams into it before it gets up to full speed, gets the beak down and carries it over to Sir Killalot's CPZ! Killalot comes in for the kill but GBOD barely gets away there! Good aggression early on from Bloody Frigid, and GBOD starts to spin up again! Now, it gets ready to slam into the side of the Canadian crusher!
CRASH!!!
Goodness me, the onslaught sends Bloody Frigid spinning away and the 8mm titanium is dented badly! Good attack there by GBOD, and fortunately for Bloody Frigid, there is nothing wrong with it. GBOD is in peril though, as it gets pushed by Bloody Frigid right into the saws! BZZZT! Sparks are flying, and GBOD gets away. No damage is caused to GBOD whatsoever, and now, it spins up again to deadly speed-- good gracious me, the shell is moving in a blur now! The shell is spinning so fast that you can't even see the blades on there, and... erm, Bloody Frigid, GBOD is about to hit you...
CRASH!!!
Lord have mercy, the arena is showered by sparks and Bloody Frigid is just spun away out of control! Bloody Frigid is limping slightly because of that attack, but that does not stop it from getting in underneath GBOD's 1cm ground clearence and dragging it into Mangled Metal's CPZ... GBOD is trying to get out of there... and it eventually does just by the skin of its chinny-chin-chin!Great attack by Bloody Frigid there, and now GBOD fights back by spinning itself back up to speed, and slamming into the side of the Razer-esque machine!
CRASH!!!
What a hit! The slam sends Bloody Frigid spinning away into the side wall! A dent has been made in the armour as well, and this is a terrific fight we are seeing here so far! Now, GBOD avoids the crusher of Bloody Frigid narrowly, and slams into the side again! Bloody Frigid tries to turn but...
CRASH!!!
That is one heck of a hit, as Bloody Frigid just gets slammed into the pit button, and the pit goes down! Bloody Frigid is still limping, but now GBOD is in trouble from Bloody Frigid, as it gets carried to Sir Killalot's CPZ! Killalot tries to grab GBOD and it does! Now it carries GBOD into the saws, and sparks fly some more! Fortunately, no damage has been caused; GBOD gets the heck away and spins up to its maximum speed! You can't even see the blades at this point, because it's moving in a blur! Now, once it gets into contact with something--
CRASH!!!
...just like that, the results are deadly! Bloody Frigid takes another hit from the spinning shell and spins away near the pit, but not in it! Bloody Frigid gets away from the pit of doom, but it's not running so smoothly, is it? The attack must have knocked something out of place from the inside, and now it's limping even more... and it has little maneuverability... oh dear. GBOD comes in for what looks to be the final attack, shell spun up to full speed again!
CRASH!!!
Ooh, that has got to hurt, and a gash has been made on the side of Bloody Frigid! I think that Bloody Frigid seems to be completely disabled on one side now, and running in circles with absolutely nowhere to go. A fantastic job by Tracy in making it this far into the competition, but the Refbot is about to bring this heat final to a close by counting the crusher out!
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!!!
Kudos to Tracy for gracing our presence with a fantastic machine, but now, Bloody Frigid is out of there! The house robots close in on Bloody Frigid, and Sir Killalot picks it up and puts it onto the floor flipper! We will see Bloody Frigid fly in 3... 2... 1... FLIP! The Canandian machine is on its side, and Mangled Metal spins up! Oh no, this does not look good at all...
CRASH!!!
Mangled Metal just spins Bloody Frigid right into the wall, and finally, for the finishing touches, Sir Killalot picks it up with his pincers, and to avoid any further damage, Bloody Frigid gets dumped. BOOM!
Bloody Frigid gets knocked out cold.
GBOD goes through to the Series Semi-Finals!
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Sam: Aww, so close.
Tracy: Yeah, losing is a bitter pill to swallow, but I always have next time.
Sam: Yes, love that attitude! What went wrong for you there?
Tracy: After GBOD battered the side a couple of times, Bloody Frigid was left in circles, end of story.
Sam: Ouch. You going to come back next year?
Tracy: Yeah, hopefully I'll make some modifications and come back here.
Sam: All righty then! Everyone, let's all give it up for Tracy Farber and BLOODY FRIGID!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Sam: Well Leo, you've waited a long time for at least one of your machines to win a heat, haven't you?
Leo: Yes indeedy.
Sam: Well, now you did it!
Leo: Haha, I did indeed.
Sam: What was the tactic?
Leo: Usual tactics: Spin up and kill it ASAP.
Sam: Great job for winning the heat. How do you think GBOD will do in the Series Semi's?
Leo: Hopefully I'll go all the way, but before that, I think I'll go and recharge the batteries a bit more.
Sam: All right then! Everybody, raise the roof for Leo Van Miert and your winner of HEAT G, GBOD!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Sam: Well, we hope you can join us next time when six robots continue to clash for the title of RoboBash! Good night!
(Crowd Cheers again, Leo, Tracy and Sam shakes hands)
Next Time...
The gloves are off once again, as the 15th seeded Wedginator 9.0 returns with a vengeance, and 5 more robots are out for blood as well! Will Wedginator keep its seeding, or will it lose its cool?
Heat H
Wedginator 9.0 (15) VS No Consequences VS Mobile Failure
Spin Dash Unleashed VS LockJaw VS Skull
Tactics and Predictions, please.





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