Quote Originally Posted by kodster
How soon?
Right now!

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3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!!!

The blade on Eye of Ran is spinning, but hey, look at this! Iron Awe plays the brave fool, and immediately slams itself into Eye of Ran! Now it tosses the undercutting machine 7 feet in the air! Look at the air time Iron Awe gave it! That is a HUGE flip! Eye of Ran is okay though, as it spins itself up! You can clearly hear the revving of the motor, but it seems to have a different approach to the battle! It slams into Iron Awe with its REAR! Now, the skirt and the wedge cancel each other€™s ground clearence out! It€™s a matter of who gets underneath first, but it€™s Eye of Ran who gets underneath, and turning with the brutal blade which has reached the top speed of 2500RPM!
CRASH!!!
Sparks are flying against the armour of Iron Awe, but fortunately, no major damage has been done. Iron Awe gets away, and gets under the side of Eye of Ran before it gets up to speed, and tosses it in the air! Eye of Ran gets some air, but it€™s not on its back€¦ well, not yet, at least. Now, Eye of Ran spins up to full speed, and gets in with the blade on the side! Iron Awe tries to get away, but€¦
CRASH!!!
The sparks are flying, and Iron Awe gets spun away with massive force! Iron Awe seems to be damaged after that side collision, as it is limping heavily€” OH! Now I see what Eye of Ran has done to Iron Awe! A piece of rubber from the wheel has been chopped off by the blade, and that caused the initial damage! However, that does not stop the Winter Tour 2008 champion to get underneath Eye of Ran! Now, it tosses Eye of Ran into the air and nearly flips it over on its back, but it stays on its right side up and holds on! Great attack and perseverance by Iron Awe as it tries to put up a good fight. However, Eye of Ran is just too relentless and unstoppable, as it slams into Iron Awe€™s other side!
CRASH!!!
Iron Awe gets spun away, and its other wheel is ripped in a shower of sparks! Let€™s have a look at it again on the replay€¦ Iron Awe tries getting away, but BOOM! The sparks fly, and the wheel gets ABSOLUTELY shredded! Good attack by Eye of Ran there, as it just decimates Iron Awe€™s tyre! Iron Awe is limping even more, and it is severely handicapped, and oh dear€¦ Eye of Ran comes in again with the blade on the side of the Winter Tour 2008 Champ!
CRASH!!!
The sparks continue to fly, and Iron Awe is just spun away from the collision€¦ oh dear. But Iron Awe is still hanging in there, still JUST running€¦ and Eye of Ran gets in for what looks to be the final blow! Iron Awe fires its flipper in defense€¦ AT THE WRONG TIME!!!
CRASH!!!
The Co2 ram for the flipper has been snapped, and Iron Awe is spun away and no longer moving. The Refbot knows what that means.
1€¦ 2€¦ 3€¦ 4€¦ 5€¦ 6€¦ 7€¦ 18€¦ 19€¦ 10!!!
What the heck€¦ that€™s the second time that happened. Refbot apparently has forgot how to count again, it seems. Ay-yi-yi. Someone please take care of Refbot. The house robots close in on Iron Awe now. Mr. Psycho comes in with the hammer, and POUNDS the machine from Wesbich! Eye of Ran watches on as Mindbender crashes into Iron Awe€™s rear end€¦ I can€™t LOOK!
CRASH!!!
WHAT A HIT. The slam sends Iron Awe spinning away€¦ and now, finally the end is nigh€¦ or is it? Mr. Psycho grabs the beaten Iron Awe and puts it on the drop zone?! OH NO, how cruel! This is just asking for more destruction! It€™s too little too late, as a desktop computer is about to drop on Iron Awe any minute now. Joey counts along with the audience!
10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦ 7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦ 3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ CRASH!!!
The computer comes crashing down on Iron Awe as Mr. Psycho presses the pit button. The pit goes down, and Mindbender spins up! Mindbender comes in on Iron Awe€¦
CRASH!!!!!
€¦and that€™s it! Mindbender spins Iron Awe right into the pit!

CEASE!

Iron Awe did not put up an awesome performance.
Eye of Ran goes through to the Heat I Final!!!