Just to clarify, if this is still going on, a lot of my stats are going to be deleted from my main heavyweight area on ZED, but you can find them in my Miscellaneous section
Right now!Originally Posted by kodster
How soon?
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3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!!!
The blade on Eye of Ran is spinning, but hey, look at this! Iron Awe plays the brave fool, and immediately slams itself into Eye of Ran! Now it tosses the undercutting machine 7 feet in the air! Look at the air time Iron Awe gave it! That is a HUGE flip! Eye of Ran is okay though, as it spins itself up! You can clearly hear the revving of the motor, but it seems to have a different approach to the battle! It slams into Iron Awe with its REAR! Now, the skirt and the wedge cancel each other€™s ground clearence out! It€™s a matter of who gets underneath first, but it€™s Eye of Ran who gets underneath, and turning with the brutal blade which has reached the top speed of 2500RPM!
CRASH!!!
Sparks are flying against the armour of Iron Awe, but fortunately, no major damage has been done. Iron Awe gets away, and gets under the side of Eye of Ran before it gets up to speed, and tosses it in the air! Eye of Ran gets some air, but it€™s not on its back€¦ well, not yet, at least. Now, Eye of Ran spins up to full speed, and gets in with the blade on the side! Iron Awe tries to get away, but€¦
CRASH!!!
The sparks are flying, and Iron Awe gets spun away with massive force! Iron Awe seems to be damaged after that side collision, as it is limping heavily۠OH! Now I see what Eye of Ran has done to Iron Awe! A piece of rubber from the wheel has been chopped off by the blade, and that caused the initial damage! However, that does not stop the Winter Tour 2008 champion to get underneath Eye of Ran! Now, it tosses Eye of Ran into the air and nearly flips it over on its back, but it stays on its right side up and holds on! Great attack and perseverance by Iron Awe as it tries to put up a good fight. However, Eye of Ran is just too relentless and unstoppable, as it slams into Iron Awe۪s other side!
CRASH!!!
Iron Awe gets spun away, and its other wheel is ripped in a shower of sparks! Let€™s have a look at it again on the replay€¦ Iron Awe tries getting away, but BOOM! The sparks fly, and the wheel gets ABSOLUTELY shredded! Good attack by Eye of Ran there, as it just decimates Iron Awe€™s tyre! Iron Awe is limping even more, and it is severely handicapped, and oh dear€¦ Eye of Ran comes in again with the blade on the side of the Winter Tour 2008 Champ!
CRASH!!!
The sparks continue to fly, and Iron Awe is just spun away from the collision€¦ oh dear. But Iron Awe is still hanging in there, still JUST running€¦ and Eye of Ran gets in for what looks to be the final blow! Iron Awe fires its flipper in defense€¦ AT THE WRONG TIME!!!
CRASH!!!
The Co2 ram for the flipper has been snapped, and Iron Awe is spun away and no longer moving. The Refbot knows what that means.
1€¦ 2€¦ 3€¦ 4€¦ 5€¦ 6€¦ 7€¦ 18€¦ 19€¦ 10!!!
What the heck€¦ that€™s the second time that happened. Refbot apparently has forgot how to count again, it seems.Ay-yi-yi. Someone please take care of Refbot. The house robots close in on Iron Awe now. Mr. Psycho comes in with the hammer, and POUNDS the machine from Wesbich! Eye of Ran watches on as Mindbender crashes into Iron Awe€™s rear end€¦ I can€™t LOOK!
CRASH!!!
WHAT A HIT. The slam sends Iron Awe spinning away€¦ and now, finally the end is nigh€¦ or is it? Mr. Psycho grabs the beaten Iron Awe and puts it on the drop zone?! OH NO, how cruel! This is just asking for more destruction! It€™s too little too late, as a desktop computer is about to drop on Iron Awe any minute now. Joey counts along with the audience!
10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦ 7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦ 3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ CRASH!!!
The computer comes crashing down on Iron Awe as Mr. Psycho presses the pit button. The pit goes down, and Mindbender spins up! Mindbender comes in on Iron Awe€¦
CRASH!!!!!
€¦and that€™s it! Mindbender spins Iron Awe right into the pit!
CEASE!
Iron Awe did not put up an awesome performance.
Eye of Ran goes through to the Heat I Final!!!
w00t! The I is in the Heat Eye Final!
Good fight Sam, as ever, and happy new year to yourself.
Wedga Triton VS Roo of all Evil
Roboteers, Stand By€¦
Booth 1 is occupied by AJ, who is at the controls of Wedga. Also, Matt occupies the other control booth, and he is at the controls of Roo of all Evil. Also, the house robots are controlled by very mysterious people€¦ whoever they are.
3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!!!
Off we go with the battle, and immediately Roo is spinning up, but Wedga plays the brave fool, and slams into it with a full head of steam!
CRASH!!!
Look at that! Both robots go spinning away from each other, and Wedga continues to pressure Roo, as it slams its opponent into the saws! BZZZT! Sparks fly, but no damage has been caused to Roo whatsoever. Matt spins Roo up, and slams into the side of AJ€™s machine!
CRASH!!!
OH, look at the sparks that thing made! The force of collision sends last year€™s heat finalist spinning away! No real damage has been caused, just a scratch. Wedga now slams into Roo, and SLAMS into the Bedford machine before it spins up to full potential! It goes to the wall and€¦
FLIP!
€¦ aaah! Not high enough, as Roo comes crashing back down to earth. Roo spins up again; this is a good battle we are seeing here! Now, it slams into the machine from Shrewsbury with its ring spun up to full speed!
CRASH!!!
Sparks continue to scatter the arena floor! The attack sends Wedga spinning through the arena and crashing away into a wall! Wedga would be okay though, and slams into Roo with the front! Now, it tosses the Bedford machine 3 feet into the air and into the pit button! Roo comes crashing back down to earth and spins up! Matt slams Roo into AJ€™s machine again, as it spins up to its maximum potential! Wedga tries to turn€¦
CRASH!!!
Sparks ahoy! Wedga gets spun away, totally out of control! However, even with that kind of punishment, the armour stands up well to the attacks! Wedga regains its composure, and turns towards Roo of all Evil! Now, it slams into the great spinning ring and flips it over and nearly into the pit! Now, this is a great battle we are witnessing here, like I said. The hits are very real, and it is a neck and neck type of fight. At this point, I cannot decide a winner€â€
FLIP!!!
OH! Roo gets absolutely catapulted by Wedga Triton, and it could have gone over the fence if that was near enough! Roo is okay though, as it crashes back down with a thud. Now, Roo tries spinning up again! The spinner is spinning madly, as Roo slams into the side of Wedga Triton!
CRASH!!!
What a hit, as the spinner SLAMS the 16th seeds hard and sends it spinning away! However, just dents and scratches can be seen in the armour; no REAL damage has been made. AJ cannot take this anymore, so he goes for the back-up plan! He drives Wedga into Roo before it€™s spun up! OMG, is Roo going to get sent to€¦ HE WOULDN€™T!!!
CRASH!!!
That€™s€¦ whoa. Sparks are LITTERING the arena floor, look at that! Wedga just slammed Roo into Mangled Metal€¦ and now, Roo is still moving, but it€™s not spinning anymore, is it? I think the collision was SO violent, that the energy level was too much for Roo€™s spinner! Whatever it was, it€™s left Roo€™s spinning ring absolutely stone cold! Wedga takes that to advantage and slams into the Bedford machine! It drags Roo over to the wall, and FLIPS with all its might! Roo tries to get away€¦ but there goes Roo of all Evil over the barrier and out! What a battle this was! However, now Wedga doesn€™t really look like it€™s done just yet! It€™s taking on Dead Metal, and flips it over! Refbot won€™t like that, so it€™s a yellow card for you, Mr. Wedga! The crowd reacts to that and boos the Refbot, and Wedga immediately drives under the ref, and€†HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Refbot gets slammed into the pit! Matt is dying with laughter in his booth, and the crowd is going nuts up in the seats! Ah man, now I€™ve seen everything!
CEASE!
Roo of all Evil JUMPS out of the competition.
Wedga Triton (16) goes through to the Heat I Final!
HEAT FINAL
Eye of Ran VS Wedga Triton (16)
...hello Andy! *waves*
My tactics will be to start with my wedge facing Wedga Triton and try to get around the sides and rear and wedge it, followed by driving in underneath and allowing it to go over the side of my wedge and fall into the - by then spun up - weapon. If I find that that works, repeat as often as necessary, if I find that it isn't working then go back to spinning and hitting and deflecting and usual spinner tactics really :P
Best of luck Andy.
Go go power Samuel!
Wedga for the win!
Ij of Ran (
Justine: Right Joey, you are up against the 16th seeds, Wedga Triton!
Joey: Well€¦ we ARE very evenly matched so I think I need to prepare special tactics for this battle.
Justine: €¦and what are those special tactics you speak of?
Joey: Same thing I did in the previous battle. Eye of Ran will drive in with the rear end, and turn to whack Wedga with the blades.
Justine: Okay. You think you can win the heat?
Joey: Probably, yeah. I have confidence.
Justine: Yes, that€™s the spirit! Good luck.
Joey: Thank you.
Justine: Right then, I€™m with Wedga Triton here, and your opponent for this battle is Eye of Ran!
AJ: Yeah. I think it€™s a good opponent, so I think I need a lot of preparation for this battle.
Justine: Okay. Tactics?
AJ: Yeah, just try to slam into it before it gets up to full speed, and flip it out.
Justine: Okay, what do you think of Joey?
AJ: I€™ve actually competed with him a lot in the past, so I obviously respect him very much. HOWEVER, respect is nothing when compared to victory.
Justine: Haha.
AJ: Thanks.
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Dan: So I€™m up here sitting in the crow€™s nest. Wedga€™s Revenge of course, got beaten by a vertical spinner last time around. Now we€™ve got a Wedga that is much improved than before.
Sam: I think so as well, Dan. Wedga has never been anything like this before, and I think this could be the candidate for going all the way this year. HOWEVER, don€™t forget Eye of Ran has one heck of a spinner. You can see that Joey did a very good job with this machine, and I think this will also go all the way.
Dan: Well, assuming those facts, I think this will go either way; it€™s pretty much anyone€™s game at this point, so we€™ll see what happens.
Sam: Yes we will, in the most brutal, most hardcore battle of the night€¦
Dan and Sam: THE HEAT FINAL!!!
(HEAT FINAL!!!)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome€¦
EYE OF RAN!!!
WEDGA TRITON!!!
Roboteers, Stand by€¦
The arena is filled with silence, and there is Joey in the first booth with Eye of Ran. Also, Andy Jackson is in the other booth with Wedga. The house robots always have their cunning bag of tricks handy as ever. They are Matilda with the front forklift and the pink arse of death, and Napoleon Botaparte with the HUGE pushing ability.
3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!!!
(COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!
BATTLE COMING SOON...
The crowd falls into stony silence, and Eye of Ran spins madly€¦ but again, it comes in with the rear wedge! This has been a worthy tactic for the Eye, but it€™s Wedga who gets underneath, and tosses it in the air! Look at the air-time, but Eye of Ran recovers by staying on its right side up! Great attack there by the 16th seeded machine, indeed! However, Eye of Ran fights back! It slams in with the rear again, but this time, it gets underneath the machine from Shrewsbury, and turns with the blade!
CRASH!!!
Oh, the sparks fly and both robots go spinning away from each other! I don€™t really think that there was too much damage at all, though. Wedga is okay as it slams into Eye of Ran and carries it towards the wall! Will the Eye go out?!
FLIP!
NO! Eye of Ran bounces off the wall and hangs on by the skin of its chinny-chin-chin!
CRASH!!!
Too late.
FLIP!!!
OH! That is quite a flip, but the bad news is that it€™s NOT OUT! Eye of Ran is hanging on in there, even after THAT flip! Great defence there by the Pontefract machine! Now, Eye of Ran is spinning that blade up again, and€â€uh oh, this does not look good€¦ Wedga tries getting away, but€¦
CRASH!!!
The slam with the blade sends the seed spinning away€¦ but I think it€™s caused some significant damage! Wedga starts limping across the arena floor, and€â€OH! Now I see what it€™s done; that was a piece of rubber off the wheel! Look at that, it€™s lying helpless on the arena floor, and that will give Eye of Ran a huge advantage€¦ or will it?! Wedga still gets underneath the rookie undercutter, and carries it over to the wall!
FLIP!!!
Again, Eye of Ran escapes on the brink of defeat! Both robots are having a great battle here, very even€¦ at this point I cannot decide a winner. A wheel was shredded on Wedga, but still, it€™s been very good, despite that. Eye of Ran now spins up€â€
CRASH!!!
Oh, the humanity! Sparks are littering the arena floor, and Wedga is thrashed away by the attack! Wedga fights back, and FLIPS the Eye on its back! Eye of Ran is on its back, and taking this to advantage, Wedga slams into the Eye, and carries it to the walls! Is this the end for Eye of Ran?!
FLIP!!!
NO IT€™S NOT! Eye of Ran comes crashing back down on its right side up! Now, the eye is gleaming furiously on Eye of Ran, as it spins up! Uh oh€â€
CRASH!!!
OMG, that is a HUGE hit! The sparks fly and Eye of Ran just spins Wedga away, and now, Wedga is in trouble! Another wheel has been shredded, and Wedga is in a huge amount of trouble as it is driving in circles! Eye of Ran looked like it was finished, but it comes back in stunning form! As for Wedga, it looks like it€™s the end of it. Very valliant competitor, and so close to winning this one, but in the end, the Refbot goes and counts it out!
1€¦ 2€¦ 3€¦ 4€¦ 5€¦ 6€¦ 7€¦ 8€¦ 9€¦10!!!
€¦and that is it for the gallant machine known as Wedga Triton, you got to give AJ credit for putting such a great effort into a brilliant machine. AJ claps and smiles, as the house robots come out to play, and Wedga gets shoved into the flywheel arse of Matilda by Napoleon!
CRASH!
Wedga gets tossed like around like a salad, and tumbles away near the saws! Matilda pushes Wedga into the saws, and sparks are flying madly as the saws grind away on Wedga€™s armour! Now, the pit release has been activated, and finally Napoleon starts pushing Wedga€¦ TOWARDS THE DROP ZONE?!?!?!?!!!! OH NO, how cruel! House robots, please have some mercy over the competitors! Too late now, as an ocean buoy is about to fall down on the 16th seeds. Joey counts along with the audience!
10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦ 7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦ 3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The buoy comes crashing down onto Wedga, and now, it all ends here, as Napoleon shoves it near the pit. Matilda gets in with the flywheel€¦
CRASH!!!
€¦and Wedga tumbles right in! But wait a minute! Eye of Ran is going after Matilda! OMG, this is unheard of! Eye of Ran is spinning up, and is this another repeat of Razer, I wonder?!
CRASH!!!
OH!!! The tusks are ripped off of Matilda and spins away into the pit! AJ is going nuts up there; he€™s cheering and pounding on the glass! The crowd loves it, and I€™m clearly enjoying it as well! What a celebration by Joey!
CEASE!
Wedga Triton did not survive the evil stare of the Eye.
Eye of Ran goes through to the Series Semi-Finals!!!
(End Interview)
Sam: Well Andy, you were this close.
Andy: Yeah, but I think there is still a good chance.
Sam: Yes! That€™s the spirit. What went wrong?
AJ: After he ripped my wheels, I couldn€™t really do anything€¦
Sam: Aww. Well, you coming back?
AJ: Absolutely.
Sam: Alright! That€™s what we like to hear! Let€™s give it up for the magnificent WEDGA€™S REVEEEEEEENGE!!!
(CROWD CHEERS)
Sam: Right, Joey. What was the attack on Matilda for?
Joey: Meh, I just wanted to beat the damn thing up, that€™s all.
Sam: Well, you did it good.
Joey: Haha.
Sam: So, what was the tactic?
Joey: After what happened in Round 2, I found it to be quite effective, so I tried the same thing for this battle.
Sam: You think you will go all the way?
Joey: No problem.
Sam: Yes, that€™s confidence! Ladies and Gentlemen, here€™s your winner for Heat I! Let€™s all raise the roof for EYE OF RAAAAAAAN!!!
(CROWD CHEERS)
Sam: Well, Eye of Ran does the good old crash and smash, to win Heat I of Robobash! Good night!
Next Time:
Turbulence, the 14th seeds return! Will it soar above the rest, or will it have some turbulence?
Turbulence (14) VS Mortis VS Obsidian
Delirium Tremors VS Traffic Warden VS Orac
Me and Jack are teaming up in this battle, we will flip him over and keep him from self righting, hitting him with the hammer
a few times, if he re rights, flip him again and we'll try to get him out
Hehe, never mind, good battle Sam, and well done Joey.
I think Mortis and Orac might the be first to go out in the next heat.
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