Got back home today,after 4 days in Blackpool.Finally a place that doesnt try to rip you off.Cheap bar prices, good qaulity non tacky kiss me quick hats,plenty of women with poorly died hair and streaky false tans,and worse of all a wrestler (the uk undertaker) who knows Jonno.Is there no part of this fine country that you can get away from this mans army of admirers. I bet they have even heard of him in Kuwait.So here i am back in Swannys bar.
Pint please..