Swannys Bar

[geoff]

I have been asked to give all patrons of Mr Swans fine establishment due notice.
When the head bar-maid and chief of in-house security returns from instructing her Friday evening self defence class she will be making a random inspection of patrons ID and conducting a search for offencive weapons. If any patrons are found to be either under-age or in posession of anything dodgy they will be removed from the premises (by force if required) and served with life ban from chez Swan. I addition she wishes to point out that being a chav or any chav-like conduct will also result in removal (and probaly a right good seeing to once outside!)
(and I understand LJ is top of the list!! )

[swanaldo]

oh cool geoff form an orderly que. me first for battering LJ

[leorcc]

Ill enter, and drinks all round please. Mines a Westons organic Draught vintage cider please.

[swanaldo]

so we have

john lear
jamie
mr stu
clive
bex
jonno
matt from outside unless he can get some fake id
dave weston

[swanaldo]

you and jenny doing anything tuesday evening geoff.

[stu]

Leos buying drinks this round - god ill be busy.
*Hands everyone their drink of their choice*
Make sure you all thank Leo!

Mr Stu

[swanaldo]

so now we are getting a good croud in....

john lear
jamie
mr stu
clive
bex
jonno
matt from outside unless he can get some fake id
dave weston
leo van miert

[swanaldo]

quiz will start at 830pm tuesday night so dont be late. still anyone can join in for the swannys bar pub quiz with prizes and everything

[jenny]

Right, Im in house. Firstly there will be a spot i.d check. *walks around the bar, stops infront of lj* I.D please. Also are you carrying any offensive weapons? and has anyone seen the cue ball?

[swanaldo]

put the que ball back L:J