My first fan fic

[andrewj]

Fissure vs. OID

Hopefully my sloped sides will stop OID causing too much damage. I will use the lifting arm to get under the side ground clearance and lift OID up, preferably onto its side. Then either stack it against the arena wall or put it down the pit.

Wedga Triton vs. Flick of the Wrist

I€™ll attach the side skirts for this battle. This should stop Flick of the Wrist getting under me from side-on. Ideally it will just ride up the side wedges and onto the top of my flipper. Meanwhile, I€™ll target its own sides and the 10mm clearance. Get under with the front wedge, push it towards the walls and try and throw it out of the arena.

Good luck Jack and Marti. I hope you enjoy this, Harry!

[joey_picus]

INCREDIBLY VAGUE TACTICS FOR BOTH NO CONSEQUENCES AND EYE OF RAN II

Spin up, and then do...something...it goes into uncharted waters from there really, considering I'm up against the most overkill spinning objects since Dave and Derek Rose had a mad idea.

[corsair_lightning]

Eye of Ran II vs Gross Surgical Malpractice

GSM through unless it mysteriously breaks down.

Wedginator 9.0 vs CrOoKeD EvO

CrOoKeD eVo, ThOuGh ImPrOvEd, WiLl LoSe ThE mAtCh.

Vertical Limit vs No Consequences

See prediction for Eye of Ran II vs Gross Surgical Malpractice.

Fissure vs O.I.D

Fissure to overpower the newbie.

Wedga Triton vs Flick Of The Wrist

Wedga to OOTA FOTW.

Jinx vs Sheer Heart Attack 2

The new girl to immobilize one of SHA2's tracks.

[Metal Demons]

Gross Surgical Malpractice vs Eye of Ran II: Simple - box rush him with the weapon motor at full throttle, as my blade spins up a lot faster than his does (5 times as much power in the engine). Once that's done, just keep hitting him, hopefully getting past the blade and trashing his more exposed parts.

Vertical Limit vs No Consequences: He's only powered by a couple of Magmotors, so i've got nearly 14 times as much power in terms of spinning up - so just rev it up, keeping the disc pointed at him, and slam him as soon as I get some speed into it. Hopefully he'll fly right out of the arena and/or be disabled, if not keep trying

[Harry_Orr]

So Here it is round 1!

Harry: Hello and welcome to MFFF i'm your host Harry Orr! Tonight you will see mayhem,
tonight you will see destruction...and tonight you will see robots get there royal metal ass kicked!
Tonight the 2 robots fighting are Eye Of Ran 2 entered by Joey!
And GSM entered by Nick!
So now lets get on with the FIGHTING!

3...2...1...ACTIVATE! and straight away EOR2 zooms down the arena with its blade spinning at full
pelt and....BAM! EOR2 smashes into GSM's armor and the armor gets SHREDED! armor flying everywhere!
But a bad mistake by Joey! he has driven backwards to try and get some more armor off GSM but accidently drove to far backwards! now he has driven in to a wall and got stuck on it! Now GSM's blade has got up to speed and VROOOOOOM! BANG!
Armor goes everywhere! but by doing that EOR2 has driven of the wall and got away from the danger. Both disks now spinning at full speed at each other and...BOOOOOOOOOOOM! both robots go flying out of the arena! CEASE! Now, who flew out first?
it has gone to a judges decision and the winner is................................EYE OF RAN 2!!!!!!!!

So the winner is Joey with Eye Of Ran 2! Well done Joey!
Bad luck Nick but you still have a chance of winning!

Do you want to see more distruction? then tune in next time on MFFF goodnight!



Regards

Harry

[kodster]

Ersh, tactics coming late here...

Eye of Ran II vs Gross Surgical Malpractice

We know this, not a bad battle Harry.

Wedginator 9.0 vs CrOoKeD EvO

I think my lifting arm spikes can penetrate his own flipper (surface area rule dictates that if the force of the whole robot goes into a single point, it gets under the same robot if it had a flat wedge instead of spikes and christ I may be talking utter bullocks now ), so I'll get under him, drag him to the pit and drop him in.

Vertical Limit vs No Consequences

I honestly have no idea.

Fissure vs O.I.D

See above.

Wedga Triton vs Flick Of The Wrist

Not much Wedga can do to Flick, unless he tries to stack Flick. Flick's easily stackable, but if that's not the case, Flick will win.

Jinx vs Sheer Drunk Attack 2

lol inside joke, anyway I'd honestly love to see how well SHA fares against an extremely low scoop like Jinx's, especially since the scoop's got more than double the armour of the rest of Jinx on it. I'll try to axe his tracks off while keeping the scoop in front of him at all times, however I'd like to stop the drum before I axe him, don't want the axe ripped off.

g'luck peeps

[Harry_Orr]

Thanks Kody...

I think i could write the next battle a bit longer and have the battle a bit longer...

but other than that i think my battle was ok..

[Harry_Orr]

Hey guys

im sorry if i don't post the battles quickly anough. Im really busy at the moment with freinds and family
coming round and stuff.

[Harry_Orr]

Harry: Hello and welcome to M.F.F.F!
I€™m your host/commentator Harry Orr!
Tonight we have 2 robots battling it
out to get to the next round!

Entered Kody Kunz€¦Wedginator 9.0!
Entered by Jack Orr€¦CrOoKeD EvO!

both robots are ready, So lets get on with the FIGHTING!

€œPlays auto-glass advert€

3€¦2€¦1€¦ACTIVATE

And both robots€¦ don€™t move? what? we didn€™t want to see this! we wanted to see destruction not€¦this! Oh wait! both robots moving again and wedginator gets under CrOoKeD EvO and uses his lifting spikes to lift him up€¦and over! but when CrOoKeD EvO self righted wedginator rammed CrOoKeD EvO into the side wall. Now wedginator is trying to lift CrOoKeD EvO
out of the arena! and wedginator is doing so well and€¦and€¦and€¦CrOoKeD Evo has disappeared! where has he gone! But look here comes CrOoKeD EvO from behind! CrOoKeD EvO when he was just about to get flipped out of the arena saw his chance and drove off the spikes! now instead of CrOoKeD EvO going to flip wedginator out of the arena but instead gone for the pit release! Now wedginator has gone over to try and pit CrOoKeD EvO. Now CrOoKeD EvO has driven onto wedginators wedge and wedginator is going for the pit! and€¦ CrOoKeD EvO drive off the wedge and€¦goes round the pit! now wedginator has to make a massive turn to avoid driving into the pit and€¦€¦€¦€¦mak es the turn spectacularly! now CrOoKeD EvO has driven around the back of wedginator and€¦a MASSIVE flip made by CrOoKeD EvO and wedginantor is on the drop-zone!
What will we be dropping today? is it? a WASHING MACHINE! the washing machine weighs about 200kg and would really damage wedginators armor. wedginator has self-righted but its no use, the washing machine has fallen and€¦SMASH! But straight after the washing machine fell wedginator has driven out of the drop zone and gone straight for CrOoKeD EvO! CrOoKeD EvO has driven slightly slower at wedginator and€¦ CrOoKeD EvO is on wedginators spikes and the 2 robots are dangerously close to the pit and one lift from the spikes and€¦ CrOoKeD EvO IS IN THE PIT!!!!!
CEASE!

So Kody with his robot wedginator storms through to the next round.
But Jack, you still have the losers mega melee!


You wanna to see more battles? Then tune in next time on M.F.F.F good night!

A bit longer than the other battles...quite good i have to admit...

[corsair_lightning]

Impressive battle, Harry. Good job making it to where Wedginator 9.0 barely defeated CrOoKeD eVo.