Well that would have been the logical course of action, except that you raise a huge stink whenever there's a ban on you in a tourney, and you've always been that way. We didn't want to hear your constant whining, so that's why we did what we did.

I guess that failed, because you're still being a little whiny brat right now...

And Jack has MSN, he just wasn't online at the time. Nor were Leo or Aaron.