Harry: HELLO ROBOT FANS! ITS GRAND FINAL TIME!

Bobcat! *a crusher that€™s itching to put the squeeze on the other competitors!*

*Joey waves*

Tom: hello bobcat!
Joey: urm...hello tom
Tom: well done on getting to the final!
Joey: ta, im really lucky, there were some great robots that went out before me
Tom: yeah, so did you fix your claw after the last fight?
Joey: nothing a little bit of glue, tape and a bag of teacakes can€™t fix
Tom: hehehehe, any tactics for the final?
Joey: run around, clamp him and try and pit the little beast *stares at katjuscha*
Tom: well, good luck!
Joey: thanks

Katjuscha! *a widely known ant with a reputation for destruction! A deadly spinning blade makes this one hard to beat*

*Leo grins*

Tom: Zeg hallo en welkome Leo! (Hello and welcome Leo!)
Leo: hehe thanks
Tom: well done on getting to the final!
Leo: well, I couldn€™t let team rcc down!
Tom: indeed, any tactics?
Leo: simple really, spin up, and then just trash him!
Tom: well luck and ik ben een pinda (im a peanut)
Leo: ???

Jack: let€™s get ready to rummmmmble!!!


Tom: here we go....

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Activate!

And away they go! Bobcat races across the arena, trying to get away from the big spinney thing that is katjuscha. But katjuscha is in no rush, he€™s hanging back, biding his time, a grin flitters across Leo€™s face as he revs up the disk, and, as the drone of the brushless fills the arena Joey is now hoping that that€™s just Sheppard€™s pie in his trousers! Bobcat can almost sense that the huge disk of katjuscha is right behind him...wait, he€™s not just sensing it, he can SEE it as the Dutch robot comes up behind Joey€™s machine disk whirring, Joey trys to scoot away but Leo is too fast for him and the huge disks come smashing into the rear end of bobcat!


SMASH!

OUCH! Bobcat gets flipped head over heels, that must have hurt! But no, bobcat is back on its wheels and scooting away, katjuscha also got thrust backwards, Leo looks confused as his robot hits the polycarbonate, Newton€™s law my friend, Newton€™s law...anyway they€™re both back on their wheels now, each wanting a crack at the other, bobcat, who has been on the defensive for most of the bout has seen his chance and as quick as anything he zaps into the middle of the ring and grabs the Dutch robot from behind, Leo struggles but no matter how many times he tries to drive away, or rev the disk, Joey is not letting go of his iron grip, the seconds pass but Joey is not letting go, nor can he drag katjuscha anywhere because of katjuscha€™s good grip, in the end a bell sounds to tell Joey that 30 seconds are up and that it€™s a deadly embrace, Joey is therefore forced to let go and race around the arena again, followed by a fuming katjuscha, who is revving up the disk again...


SMASH!


Oh! And bobcat gets a good kicking there! Sent flying over the pit, but lands on his wheels, can he get away...YES but he appears to be hobbling, but still moving, meanwhile katjuscha has been flung backwards as well, straight into the polycarb! Wham! Bam! Thank you man! But he€™s ok; bobcat limps over to katjuscha and grabs him from behind...


SMASH!

Smash! Ooh! Bobcat tries to grab katjuscha but his claw ends up hitting the disk...and flying off! That old battle wound although glued up has failed after a run in with the gyroscopic disk of katjuscha. The top part of the claw sent flying away, into the pit...but katjuscha took some damage too, the left wheel looks far from healthy! But both robots trundle on, the fight is almost over, just one minute remaining, will katjuscha get the k.o? Will bobcat pit the reallie? Who knows? We€™ll just have to keep watching as bobcat comes in on the attack again...will there be another explosive event? It appears not as he gets a good shot it from behind and clamps Leo€™s machine, katjuschas wheels appear to be off the ground though because bobcat seems to be able to drag him around, and indeed that seems the case as they move over to the floor flipper....

FAA-LIP!

Oh! Both robots tossed through the air...and is that, is that a wheel? YES it is one of katjuschas wheels, I did say it looked unhealthy and there it is now, lying on the arena side, Leo looks very concerned, well he would wouldn€™t he?! How much will that effect katjuschas driving ability, quite a bit if what we have seen in previous fights is true. Suddenly Leo smiles, this can only end badly! What is that evil genius thinking?


Suddenly Leo revs up the disk, and moves his remaining wheel forward....wait second, he€™s...he€™s going forward! I don€™t believe it! Leo is using the gyro produced by the disk to move across the arena, that will gain him style marks if it goes to the judges, but the loss of a wheel will cost them, as the seconds tick down, bobcat it trying to get a good shot it, but he can€™t quite get there... katjuscha is too quick, joey needs to pit katjuscha quickly, will he do it?

Cease!

Tom: No he will not, well, that€™s the end of that fight everybody! Both robots still mobile so we will have to go to the judges...they will be looking for style, control, damage and aggression. While they make up their minds lets gather all of our competitors onto the stage...

*Joey, Leo, Mark, Kody, AJ and Aaron gather around the arena*

Jack: while we are waiting for the decision, can we get a round of applause for all of our competitors for a cracking event?

*audience claps*

Jack: oh, and as a special treat teacakes for all!

*hands out teacakes*

Jack: alrighty, a decision has been reached, the judges have said it wasn€™t easy to pick a winner...both competitors did really well, but, there can only be one winner......and the winner, of W.A.R, Micro tornie of death 1 is.....

*cuts too commercials*

style: katjuscha
control: bobcat
damage: katjuscha
aggression: katjuscha



Jack: and the winner is......KATJUSCHA!

*Leo punches air, Joey grins and they both shake hands*

Tom: and now to hand out the awards, harry and the captain of the Swedish bikini volleyball team!

*harry hands out trophies, Joey holds up his silver shield, and Leo his golden cup, and together they wave them at the crowd*

Jack: well, as the beaten competitors return to their parts of the world, and as Leo goes off to the meditirainion in his limo, and with his antweight and several models in tow, we wave goodbye to another series of robotic mayhem, and as the chainsaws fall quiet, and we close the studio doors, don€™t worry we€™ll be back, ON W.A.R, goodnight!


Thanks for all the competitors for competing, il see you again soon ttfn