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Thread: Crash & Burn: Mini-Tournament of Death 3

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    It might have slipped your mind that Shane is an experienced roboteer who has built many heavyweights, and that HE KNOWS MORE THAN WE DO ABOUT MOTORS AND THEIR BEHAVIOUR IN ROBOT APPLICATIONS :P

    You are arguing yourself into a corner that you can't get out of here Mark, I'd advise you reconsider your position...

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    Alright I've had about enough of this. Take this to PMs, please, or better yet just STOP. Thank you.

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    you guys crack me up! im gone 5 minuits and mark starts anouther argument
    but seirious times now, mark shane is right, end of :wink:

  8. #98
    Martijn says:
    OK!
    I attack the sides!
    so the crusher will pierce the front and the rear!
    Kody says:
    YES
    DO
    Martijn says:
    I have 2WD, he has 2WD, it is possible!
    Kody says:

    Martijn says:
    YES WE CAN!
    MOVE TO THE SIDES, THE CRUSHER WILL DAMAGE THE ROUNDED REAR
    AND THE FLIPPER!
    THE FLIPPER!
    Kody says:
    YES
    Martijn says:
    anyhow, go for the sides, pit
    and even if he flips me Im still a crusher
    Kody says:
    w00t
    Martijn says:
    just not one that can get underneath
    but neither is TaN!
    or Kan Opener!
    Kody says:
    Your claws are at a disadvantage though
    They're highly fine pointed
    Martijn says:
    so even if flipped I will continue this tactic, my claws can still close in on him
    Kody says:
    and Apocalypse's front, sides, and rear are all angled.
    Martijn says:
    his rear isnt
    Kody says:
    I'll check the stats later on then
    Martijn says:
    his rear isnt but it has a skirt
    my claws scrape along the ground so I cant really see why they couldnt get under wedges though, they are pushed to the ground by the mass of the claws, and Im pretty sure thats more than the mass of the skirts
    so I should do fine
    but even when inverted, my inverted claw can clamp his rounded rear
    and pit! pit! pit!
    and damage
    Kody says:
    lol kk
    Please post that for me, I'm on my parents computer and messages aren't saved, so I may very likely forget
    Martijn says:
    ... you tell me that now?!
    couldnt you have told me that before my epic story?!xD
    Kody says:

    No.




    THOSE SHALL BE MY TACTICS!!! GOOD LUCK LIAM!

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    Since I have tactics from both Joey and Nav (Nav put in surprisingly detailed tactics, tbqh. Not ARC-sized, but still... :P) ...Round 2 shall be kicked off!

    Round 2
    Fight 1
    Gabriel V vs. Qwertyuiop

    Roboteers, stand by...

    House robots: Renegade and Asterix Anarchius

    3...
    2...
    1...
    ACTIVATE!


    And off we go! It's a speedy start as both opponent come flying in, but Qwertyuiop makes a last split-second swerve, and Gabriel ends up ramming air. Before Joey can rectify his mistake, Navaha swerves his machine back around and under the rear of Gabriel! Not ready to flip Gabriel over just yet, Navaha implements his strategy and heads for Renegade's CPZ. Once he gets near enough, Qwertyuiop tosses Gabriel into the CPZ, directly on top of the big house robot! Almost coming into close quarters with Renegade himself, Qwertyuiop backs away to just beyond the edge of the CPZ and waits patiently as Gabriel, stuck upside-down on Renegade at an absurd angle, tries to right itself. It sort of works, as Gabriel is self-righted, but is now stuck on Renegade's side, the wheels unable to touch ground! Qwertyuiop hurries to cover that edge of the CPZ as Renegade turns and bullies Gabriel against the CPZ, bringing the axe into play...or trying to, but the shaft hits one of the ears and is stopped. Seeing this, Navaha directs Qwertyuiop into the CPZ and flips Gabriel, still high-centered, further back into the CPZ, again on its back now. A sudden WHAM tells us that Asterix Anrchius has left his own CPZ and has crashed into Qwertyuiop from behind! Sandwiched between the two house robots, Qwertyuiop tries to toss Renegade out of the way. It doesn't work, and now Renegade is turning its attention to Qwertyuiop, or trying to, but the flipper is in the way! None of these problems can compete with Gabriel's, however. Joey tries to self-right again and again but Gabriel's pegged unceremoniously against the wall and can't use the srimech properly! Finally Qwertyuiop escapes the plight and Renegade turns its attention back to Gabriel, but Asterix isn't quite done with Navaha's creation yet and goes after it! Not to be a killjoy or anything, Asterix, but you can't wander out of your CPZ to attack someone who's NOT currently in a CPZ! As to confirm this, The Watcher bumps Asterix and gives him...oh ho ho ho, a yellow card! Haven't seen one of those in a while! You'd better get back to your CPZ, my Gaulish fiend!

    Qwertyuiop, meanwhile, is continuing to prowl the edge of the CPZ that Gabriel is trapped in, and Joey's in a huge amount of trouble! Not only is Gabriel on its back, an axe has found its way into the underside thanks to Renegade! The claws of the mighty house robot, however, can't seem to find anything on Gabriel to grasp properly. Joey waits for Renegade's axe to retract, then tries self-righting again. It works, but again Gabriel is in the arms of the house robot, who brings the axe down once more! This time it hits the Hardox side, but doesn't do much to it. Qwertyuiop moves back into the CPZ slowly, Navaha expecting Joey to get free anytime now...and finally, Renegade backs off a bit, allowing Gabriel to slam back down onto the ground! Qwertyuiop rams it, but the nose cone, even after all that, is up to maximum capabilities, and Gabriel starts to shove Qwertyuiop out of the CPZ. Qwertyuiop's LEM's kick in and he pushes back. Renegade can't believe that Gabriel is still in the CPZ, and goes after him again. The shunt is all that Qwertyuiop needs, and it turns the nose cone aside, allowing Renegade to pin Gabriel to the wall. Only for the moment, however, as Renegade doesn't get fully under Gabriel and Joey is barely able to push the house robot away. Seemingly all for naught, however, as Navaha sees yet another golden opporunity and attacks Gabriel's side. He manages to slide under the side skirt and under the main body, but can't get a proper flip because Renegade is partly on top of Gabriel, so he keeps pushing. Down comes Renegade's axe again, but barely denting the armour and Qwertyuiop succeeds in pushing Gabriel out from under the house robot and...keeps pushing him? Strategy, perhaps? Yes indeed! Gabriel's being pushed straight towards one of the Discs of Death! Hold your breath, folks!

    CRASH!!!

    Oh how sad! One of the ears got it! And now it's nearly been torn right off! It's also nearly freed Gabriel from Qwertyuiop's flipper, but Navaha sees his control fading and decides to toss Gabriel over. Joey immediately self-rights but Navaha is right there as Gabriel lands and Qwertyuiop is under it again! He pushes Gabriel across the arena again...and back towards Renegade's CPZ! Dear me, the house robot must be a happy fellow today! Qwertyuiop tosses Gabriel once more into the CPZ, and again on top of the house robot. Only this time, Qwertyuiop goes straight for the pit release afterwards. Gabriel self-rights but is again stuck in Renegade's clutches. The axe comes down as Renegade pins Gabriel to the wall and starts smacking away with the axe! By now, Qwertyuiop has opened the pit and returned to the scene of slaughter, and Renegade doesn't look like letting up...until now. Renegade backs off and allows Gabriel to go free, but the angled sides look a bit battered from all that axeing and Gabriel jets out...only to be met by Qwertyuiop and brought to a halt! ...but look! Finally, Gabriel's nose cone defeats the flipper of Qwertyuiop and gets under it, allowing Gabriel to push Qwertyuiop about! Unfortunately, the awkward shape sends Qwertyuiop onto Gabriel's angled side, and Gabriel can't push him properly...seeing this, Joey tries firing the flipper. It works as Joey hoped; Qwertyuiop splats onto the floor inverted. It rights itself, but Gabriel coming in back gets under again and shoves it across the arena...towards the pit! But just as Joey ups the 'oomph' in Gabriel's motors, Qwertyuiop fires its own flipper and the force from this and from Gabriel's own charge sends Navaha's bot back over Joey's with a noisy clatter! Joey is so shocked at this he nearly drives into the pit himself! But Gabriel stops just short of the pit, and turns to face its opponent...which comes right at it, bumping into the nose cone and pushing with all its might...and succeeds in getting a very thunderstuck Gabriel V into the pit of oblivion! Last minute comeback denied...what a nearly one-sided upset this was!

    CEASE!

    Gabriel V is sent back to Hell as Joey wanders back home in polite disbelief.
    Qwertyuiop advances to Round 3!

    Next battle: Minesweeper 1.1 vs. Envy

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