Robot Wars - Evolution

**eene** · 8th March 2009, 19:31

None of us saw that coming. Surgeon General has beaten the best so far and meets Storm II in the final. But first, another special event.

Last time, in the International Inferno, Tornado breezed to victory. Now six robots that have caused endless amounts of destruction will be put in the ring. Only one of them will survive the Demolition Derby!

From Leicestershire, 13 Black!

A semi finalist in Series 6, this robot has two spinning discs that can cause heavy damage. It has a self righting mechanism, but is unreliable.

From Long Beach, in California, Destructive Criticism!

A semi finalist in the US Robot Wars, Destructive Criticism hopes to put down the opposition with its spinning disc. Its invertible, but the wheels are exposed.

From Oxfordshire, Hypno Disc!

Armed with a spinning disc, Hypno Disc is one of Robot Wars most rembembered legends. It has never failed to reach the semi finals in the past and is a 3 time grand finalist.

From Colorado, Propellor Head!

A spinning bar provides the weaponry and fast speeds make Propellor Head a good robot. It can be hard to control, though.

From West Palm Beach, in Florida, The Revolutionist!

Runners up in the first US Robot Wars, this machine hopes to revolt against our own machines with its spinning shell. It might drive into a wall with no damage, but it has no self-righting mechanism.

From Hereford, in Herefordshire, X-Terminator!

Twice semi finalists in the past. It has a spinning disc that can take large parts of robots off. Its slow at 9mph though.

Roboteers, stand by!

B1: 13 Black, Destructive Criticism, Hypno Disc
B2: Propellor Head, The Revolutionist, X-Terminator
House Robots: Sir Killalot, Matilda and Shunt

3-2-1: Activate!

This is going to be very good, I can tell you. Destructive Criticism rams into The Revolutionist, sending it spinning away in a shower of sparks! Hypno Disc hits the back of X-Terminator, who gets hit again by 13 Black. Propellor Head staying out of trouble but smacked by The Revolutionist. Sparks fly. 13 Black presses the pit release button, only for Hypno Disc to hit it on the side! Something came flying off there! Destructive Criticisms disc connects with X-Terminators disc and the American robot is knocked to one side from the impact! Refbot looks on as Propellor Head gets a hit on the back of Hypno Disc! Hypno Disc turns away, only to meet The Revolutionist. OHH! Hypno Disc sent it spinning away and there is a small gash in The Revolutionist now! Destructive Criticism hits Propellor Head and THE BLADE COMES OFF! The blade is hanging limp! Propellor Head weaponless. X-Terminator hits 13 Black and leaves a GASH in the roulette wheel disc! Hypno Disc hits The Revolutionist again, and OH! HA-HA! The Revolutionist drove into the pit! What an exit! 13 Black hits X-Terminator with its other disc, but X-Terminator turns and OHH! It buckles the disc! 13 Black in trouble as Hypno Disc hits it again! Shunt comes in and hits 13 Black. Destructive Critisisms disc takes a bite out of Propellor Head. A part of the armour comes off! X-Terminator heads towards them, but Sir Killalot bumps into it! Refbot has a look, but X-Terminator gets free. Sir Killalot goes back to the CPZ as Propellor Head, oh dear, goes into Matildas CPZ. Thats bad driving and the flywheel FLIPS Propellor Head against the wall! That was a deadly attack by Matilda and another piece of metal comes flying off in the background from 13 Black! Its carnage out there! Ive lost count of what is going on. Propellor Head is being counted out by Refbot.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Thats it for the team from Colorado. Hypno Disc hits 13 Black again. I think 13 Black is out. X-Terminator...GETS one of its skirts ripped off by Destructive Criticism. Refbot takes a look at 13 Black. Theyre going out next!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Thats a shame. I thought 13 Black was on top at the beginning, but theyre out. Who, out of the remaining three will go on? X Terminator is being pushed by Destructive Criticism into Sir Killalot, who gets his claws under X-Terminator and lifts it into the air! Hypno Disc and Destructive Criticism have done the most damage, I think. The last ten seconds count down. Sir Killalot drops X-Terminator onto its top! What a fight. The judges will have their work cut out here!

Cease!

There isnt one inch of the arena floor that is littered with debris. The judges have decided X-Terminator was not immobolised for 30 seconds, so its actions still count. However, who is the most destructive robot in Robot Wars?

Destructive Criticism: S: 2 C: 3 D: 2 A: 3 Total: 10

Hypno Disc: S: 2 C: 2 D: 3 A: 3 Total: 10

X-Terminator: S: 2 C: 2 D: 3 A: 2 Total: 9

If you think Hypno Disc won that battle, please post your vote

If you think Destructive Criticism won that battle, please post your vote

Well find out the winner later when the votes are in. Best of 3

**joey_picus** · 8th March 2009, 19:59

Hypnodisc ftw

11th March 2009, 06:02

what joey said

**eene** · 12th March 2009, 16:37

Does anyone like what theyre reading so far

**samuel3764** · 12th March 2009, 16:47

quote:

Does anyone like what theyre reading so far

I know I do.

**eene** · 12th March 2009, 17:59

Anyone else want to vote?

**samuel3764** · 13th March 2009, 02:00

Hypno Disc for the win.

**eene** · 13th March 2009, 18:42

Its a rare thing on Robot Wars that we call in the crowd to make the decision. The judges have counted up the votes, and...

It goes to Hypno-Disc! Well done to them! They are the most destructive robot ever!

Later on, Storm II will take on Surgeon General in the grand final of Robot Wars: Evolution!

Complaints welcome, I have a feeling Ill get a few