Robot Wars - Evolution

**eene** · 20th February 2009, 09:47

ROBOT WARS: EVOLUTION: ROUND TWO

Welcome back to Robot Wars: Evolution. We have four more robots, but we must take them down to two in Round Two

From Ipswich, in Suffolk, Storm II!

From Edinburgh, in Scotland, Typhoon II!

Roboteers, stand by!

B1: Storm II
B2: Typhoon II
House Robots: Dead Metal and Sgt Bash

3-2-1: Activate!

Storm II charges at Typhoon, but Typhoon gets out of the way and is already up to full speed. Storm comes at it. Sparks fly as the two collide! Typhoon spun away, but Storm II stays on the ground. Typhoon spins up again, but Storm gets under it first and pushes it towards the wall! Typhoon in trouble here. Storm lifts it up with the lifting arm, but Typhoon crashes back down and gets away. Storm II chases after it and nudges it from behind. Typhoon turns away, but Storm is too fast for it and gets under again. Pushing it towards Dead Metal! OH! As it was pushing Typhoon into the CPZ, Storm got caught in Dead Metals claws. In comes Sgt Bash. Typhoon is still stuck between Sgt Bash and the wall. Dead Metals saw comes down and makes a few sparks on Storm, who gets away. Typhoon pushed by Sgt Bash out of the CPZ. Storm recovers and presses the pit release button. Typhoon needs to avoid that. Storm CRASHES into Typhoon again and pushes it around, but Typhoon is too wide to be flipped by Storm II, who is much lower. Typhoon drops back down, but is the shell still working. I dont think it is! Storm pushes the champion towards the PIT! OHH! Typhoon on the edge, but getting away. Storm almost went in itself then. Typhoon tries to push Storm away, but Storm is too fast and pushes Typhoon back into the CPZ! Dead Metal is there and this time, he attacks Typhoon! Anthony and Gary try to get Typhoon away, but Dead Metal has got his claws around Typhoon and is cutting into it. He lets Typhoon go, but Storm is still there and it pushes Typhoon to the centre of the arena. The judges will have to make a decision should both of them be moving. Typhoon pushed into Refbot! Storm lifts it up and pushes it into the wall. Typhoon lands the right way up again. Storm rams into it again and pushes it towards Sgt Bash! Sgt Bash pushes Typhoon into the angle grinder. Storm OH! Storm got under Sgt Bash and is lifting him up. Bash wont be happy about that. Typhoon pushes Storm out of the CPZ. The last ten seconds count down. Storm gets under Typhoon and SMASHES it into the wall! Typhoon recovers, but Storm lifts it up and pushes it towards the pit! Typhoon holding on, but it falls off the lifter again. Storm II finishing off stronger here.

Cease!

A close battle. I wouldnt like to call it. The judges will have to decide.

Storm II: S: 3 C: 2 D: 1 A: 3 Total: 9

Typhoon II: S: 2 C: 1 D: 1 A: 2 Total: 6

Storm II is the winner! Typhoon doesnt win this time, but well done to them anyway!

Next up, Biohazard takes on Surgeon General.

And after that, before the final, a special event between six of the most destructive robots ever. The Demolition Derby!

Sorry about the shortness of the fight.

**eene** · 24th February 2009, 13:23

Sorry I havent been here a lot. I shall explain why

Since moving house, we have not been able to get the internet or phone. I am sending this from school. The TV will be working tommorow, hopefully, but until an unknown amount of time, I wont be posting here.

Anyway, here is the Demolition Derby lineup

Destructive Criticism VS Cyclone VS Kan Opener VS Terrorhurtz VS Conquering Clown II VS Bigger Brother

Predictions are welcome. See you when I can

**joey_picus** · 24th February 2009, 16:23

...Bigger Brother is destructive now? Must have missed that version

**eene** · 27th February 2009, 11:12

Good news. The internet at my new house should be up sometime next week.

**eene** · 5th March 2009, 17:05

What I mean is, the DD is the best of the best, in my opinion. Now that you say that, Joey, it does look quite stupid since the Extreme Warriors robots have good weapons but the British ones have nothing.

So, I am looking for anyone to come up with six robots, if possible, three from Extreme Warriors and three from the normal series in the UK.

Thanks for helping, if you do

Biohazard VS Surgeon General will be up either up later today or a few days on

**joey_picus** · 5th March 2009, 17:14

Hmm...Id disagree with British bots having nothing but meh :P

Hypnodisc
S3
Cyclone
Darkness
The Revolutionist
Corkscrew

**eene** · 5th March 2009, 21:03

I just meant the three robots originally in. Would you like me to keep them, because Ill use your list if I change my mind.

**eene** · 6th March 2009, 17:43

OK, this is the new lineup for the Demolition Derby. Predictions welcome

Corkscrew II VS Cyclone VS Darkness VS Hypno Disc VS S3 VS The Revolutionist

Can anyone find out where Darkness comes from, please?

**eene** · 6th March 2009, 22:19

Storm II breezed to victory last time, so who will win the next fight. Lets find out?

From San Francisco, in California, Biohazard!

From Miami, in Florida, Suregon General!

Roboteers, stand by!

B1: Biohazard
B2: Surgeon General
House Robots: Cassius Chrome and Growler

3-2-1: Activate!

Biohazard did well to get here, but I think the skirts will slow it down. Surgeon Generals tactics are to cut the pneumatic ram powering the arm off, but if Jack keeps the arm down, he will avoid that. Kody turns to get the disc facing Biohazard, but Biohazards low shape allows it to get under Surgeon General and lift it up, but not over. Surgeon General crashes back down to the floor, but Biohazard still pushes it around, into the angle grinder! Kody gets away, but Biohazard follows. It presses the pit release button, but Biohazard gets under and tips it onto its side! Over Surgeon General goes, but its invertible, so that doesnt matter. It backs away, into Growlers CPZ! Thats bad driving. Biohazard gets under, but Growler grabs hold of Surgeon General and OH! Smashes it into the wall! Growler lets it go as Biohazard foolishly or wisley lifts him up, allowing Surgeon General to escape. Surgeon General turns, only to be rammed by Biohazard and lifted up! OH! Surgeon General fell off as it was being lifted and the disc clipped the side of Biohazard there! Sparks fly, but no damage, I think. This is a close fought battle so far. Surgeon General turns away, but Biohazard gets under the side again. Surgeon General once again up, but not over. Jack raises the arm, but misses an oppertunity to flip Surgeon General over. Kody comes in...OHH! Something came flying off, and I think Biohazards arm took some damage there! Lets look at the replay, a skirt came off, and the disc made a direct hit on the arm! The support is buckled, and Kody is on top again! Biohazard wounded out there. It was that one moment of error that allowed Kody to come in! Biohazard tries to push from the sides, but it cant get under with the arm jammed open. The last ten seconds count down. Surgeon General hitting the sides of Biohazard again! Biohazard turns to push Surgeon General towards Cassius Chrome. It gets away, only to be pushed by Biohazard again.

Cease!

Biohazard finished the stronger, but the judges will have to decide.

Biohazard: S: 2 C: 3 D: 1 A: 3 Total: 9

Surgeon General: S: 2 C: 2 D: 3 A: 3 Total: 10

Only one point in it, but Surgeon General is the winner. Well done to Kody.

This is the final lineup

Storm II VS Surgeon General

But first, the Demolition Derby. Six of Robot Warss most destructive machines ever!

See you then. Kody, can you elect someone to take over one of your robots in the final, please. I wasnt trying to be biased, but Im settling back in for the long delay.