Sorry, Kody. I didnt want to hog the whole thread with loads of my posts, so I waited for the others to make some space

Also, I found some Extreme Warriors Series One and Series Two on Youtube. Type in Robot Wars USA to have a look. Its quite good

Back to the main event, however

From England, The Hurting

Joy McC entered The Hurting. A box wedge with a spinning disc on the front powered by a petrol engine. The disc provides energy to activate a flipper on the back. But if it goes over the flames...

From Toronto, in Canada, Absolution

Kody K entered this sloped cylinder which is powered by a petrol engine. Its a walking robot, so it gets a weight advantage. The weapon is the spinning shell with sharp blades

Roboteers, stand by!

3-2-1: Activate!

The Hurting wants to take Absolution on straight away, because although its slow, it makes up for in...DAMAGE! But damage is caused, and not from Absolution, but from The Hurting. The shell has stopped spinning and one of the teeth looks buckled! The Hurtings disc has stopped. Joey looks confident, and tries to push the wounded Absolution into the CPZ. The 8 legs are holding their ground, though. Kody wont let himself be walked over by The Hurting. The Hurting backs away, across the arena...into the pit release button! The champion senses Absolution is out of play. It isnt, but it is walking very slowly, across the flame pit! Oh dear! The Hurting SMASHES into the side! Absolution cant get away. The Refbot comes in and pushes Kody off the flame pit. Has the petrol engine been destroyed? No, its still walking, but The Hurting, 8mph quicker than Absolution, pushes it to the EDGE OF the pit! The Hurting stops though. Is it giving Absolution a chance. Well, Absolution is slowly walking away. The Hurting...mobile but not as quick as before. Did the earlier impact take out not just the weapon, but the drive!? Joey pushes Absolution into the wall, into the angle grinder. This is close. The judges look on. Theres a small gash on the front of The Hurting. Refbot comes in. Hes counting down to the end of the fight! The last ten seconds of FRFFT: EVO. The Hurting backs away and rams into Absolution again. Absolution is trapped between the angle grinder and the flame pit. The Hurting nudges it one more time!

Cease!

Theres not much action that I expected. It seemed to be all over from the beginning. The judges are looking over. They have a big choice to make

The Hurting

S: 1 C: 1 D: 2 A: 3 Total: 7
Absolution: S: 1 C: 1 D: 1 A: 1 Total: 4

Joey McC still holds onto the title of Fighting Robots Fan-Fiction Tournament Heavyweight Champion! He and Kody shake hands. Sportsmanship at the end, and thats what counts.

Featherweight Champion: Deadly Lampshade (Daniel FTB)
Middleweight Champion: El Media Diablo (Liam E)
Heavyweight Champion: The Hurting (Joey McC)
Superheavyweight: Drive (Joey McC)

Thanks to all who joined. FRFFT: Series Two will be along soon. Ill make more spaces for people to join. See you soon!