If 'i am' is the shortest sentence in the world whats the longest sentence????
'I do'


What do you do if your dog starts chasing everyone on a bike?
- take away its bike


i once gave george bush an atlas for christmas, so he opened it but couldn't find over seas.

a bus load of american tourists arrives at runnymede. They gather around the guide who says 'this is the spot where the barons forced king john the sign the magna carta' A guy at the front of the crowd asks ' when did that happen?' '1215' answers the guide. the man looks at his watch and says 'damn!, missed it by half an hour'