Two engineers are parking their respective transport in the works car park when one says, €œWhere did you get such a great bike?€

The second engineer replies, €œWell yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, €˜Take what you want!€™€

The first engineer nods in approval, €œGood choice - the clothes probably wouldn€™t have fit.€
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Two nuns are riding bicycles down an unfamiliar road.

One nun says, €œI€™ve never come this way before.€

The second nun says, €œIt must be the cobblestones.€

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Why do woman wear makeup and perfume?

Because they€™re ugly and they smell.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a pub.

The barman says, €œWhats this, a joke?€

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A naked man goes to a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back. After several people have given him some puzzled, and rather revolted looks, one guest comes up to ask the inevitable question, €œSo, what have you come as?€

€œA snail.€ the man replies.

€œRight,€ replies the other guest, €œand what€™s with the woman?€

€œAh,€ explains the man, €œthat€™s Michelle.€
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There is also the joke about the penguin and the ice cream but I cant repeat it here