I have a couple:
A bat returns to his cave, covered in blood and wounds.
The other bats get all excited.
They want to know what happened, so the battered bat says Fine, follow me.
The other bats follow the battered bat to the woods.
they go into the woods and stop at a tree.
The battered bat says Do you see the branch on the tree there?
The other bats say Yes!
The battered bat says Well i fricken didnt!

A man goes to a wizard, and he says to the wizard I need you to lift a curse off of me
The wizard says Ok, but i need you to tell me the exact words of the curse
Ok then The man says I now pronounce you Husband and Wife!




(Message edited by scorpion on November 06, 200