Allegedly by heard from Ronald Reagan:

Two Irish ladies were at the wake for their dear friend.
€œPoor Molly,€ said the first woman, looking down at the body, €œshe had such a hard life. First she married Mike, who gave her five crying children in six years. He beat her and never worked a day in his life. Then Mike up and died and she married Johnny, who was even worse, giving her seven more children and not a penny of support. He was drunk all the time until he died too.
And now Mollie is gone, worked to death taking care of those 12 kids.€

€œWell, at least they are together at last.€ replied the second woman.

€œYou mean together in Heaven?€ asked the first woman. €œBut is Mollie together with Mike or with Johnny?€

€œI was referring to her legs.€