The Joke Thread

[teamhunt]

WHOS THERE!?

[aero_storm]

Imaptient cow.................Moo

[liambryant]

Impatient cow.............Moo who?

[leorcc]

2 new members of a hunting lodge meet one of the elder members.

Do you have any good hunting stories? asks one of the new members.

I sure do says the elder. One time I was in Africa and we didnt have much success. After a while I sat down under a tree when I heard some noise from the bushes nearby. Suddenly a Lion jumped out and said GROOAAAWL. I just did it in my pants.

Well I can imagine, Id do it in my pants to if a Lion came up like that.

No says the elder I mean just now when I said GROOAAAWL.

[liambryant]

Who R pigs most afraid of?
Franken-Swine!

Who R fish most afraid of?
Jack The Kipper!

Who R Bakers most afraid of?
Attilla The Bun!

[liambryant]

Here R some knock knock jokes!

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Yah
Yah Who?
I didnt know u were a cowboy!

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Luke
Luke Who?
Luke through the keyhole and ull find out

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Boo
Boo Who?
No need to cry, its only a joke!

[liambryant]

I also forgot one!

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Bannana
Bannana who?

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Bananna
Bananna Who?

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Bananna
Bananna Who?

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Bananna
Bananna Who?

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Bananna
Bananna Who?

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange U glad U didnt say bananna?

[aero_storm]

I think were gonna have to do a best and worst competition at some point! The bannana one may be.............somewhere near the bottom.

Alex

[anukhet]

There exists a bottom to these depths?