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Thread: The Joke Thread

  1. #21
    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for breathing?
    A: No.
    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
    began the autopsy?
    A: No.
    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

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  3. #23
    Knock Knock
    Whos there
    Europe who?
    No - Youre a Poo!

  4. #24
    Why do ducks have webbed feet?

    to put out fires

    why do elephants have flat feet?

    to stamp out burning ducks

  5. #25
    Alexander i have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it......

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  7. #27
    Whats the difference between a rabbit doing excersise and a rabbit with a flower up its nose?

    Ones a fit bunny, the others a bit funny!
    Liam Bryant
    Team Bud

  8. #28
    What is round, white and giggles?
    A Tickled Onion!

    Whats the worst time to go to the dentist?

    Whats the most dangerous vegetable to have on a boat?
    A Leak!

    Why cant cavemen hear a pteranadon go to the toilet?
    Because it has a silent Pee!
    Liam Bryant
    Team Bud

  9. #29
    LMAO at Chris second one

  10. #30
    Knock Knock..........

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