Wedgeinbor??? ITS WEDGIN8OR!
Glad I won, but you need some more detail in your fights, Jack.
And ROFL at the pre- and post- interviews.
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Wedgeinbor??? ITS WEDGIN8OR!
Glad I won, but you need some more detail in your fights, Jack.
And ROFL at the pre- and post- interviews.
Nice one Kody, Ill get you soon, at least I Beat Masamune, my first robot that hasnt come last
howdy Wedgieneighbour!
This is great entertainment!
Well done Jack. Looking forward to the next battles.
next fight coming soon
ITS BACK!!!
Jack: Hello! And welcome to yet another episode of W.A.R!
# Massive amount of cheering from the crowd #
Jack: oh yes! As the sun sets on a pleasant, lovely€¦ BORING day of peace and quiet the dawn of a new battle can be seen! We€™ve got three more Gladiators ready to fight till the death today so Harry, what do you think the outcome will be?
Harry: Well Jack we have 3 very good bots here today, 2 of which (Cobalt and back to rock 111) have similar designs, both have disks in the front and lifting devises, although Cobalts is a self righting arm. Compression is a bit like Kan opener but has some barbs and a hinged wedge at the front, back to rock has 6wd which is good, lots of pushing power but reduces his maneuverability, and the claws on Compression provide lots of damage but if the claws go what€™s left? Cobalt has a very cool saw blade for shredding other bots but with 2wd pushing power is limited. Got to be back to rock 111 for me but who knows, anything can happen.
Jack: cheers mate, now to our commentator Tom Shortt!
Tom: Hi Jack, well today we have an interesting line up!
This is Cobalt a box wedge with a circular saw the shreds opponents; it also has a self righting arm.
This bot is called compression, from above it looks like a triangle; what would be the flat end is the front. It has these Kan opener style crushing claws and a hinged wedge with barbs to help the claws.
Last but not least is back to rock 111, it is a very odd shape, at the front it has a behemoth style scoop and at the rear it has a rounded rectangle, it€™s weapon is a flipper that has a spinning disk embedded in it€¦ cool!
# the guys wave #
The house robots are sgt bash and dead metal!!!
3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
ACTIVATE!
Back to rock charges at cobalt and gets underneath it, he flips€¦
FA-LIP!
GRIND!
BASH!
Whoa! Cobalt is flipped€¦then sliced and sent crashing back down to earth, but only a small gash can be seen! Compression comes inn and clamps Back to rock from behind!
RRRRRIIIIIPPPP!
Ouch! The claws dig into the shell, but back to rock seems ok€¦ whoa in fact he€™s better than ever! Getting under compression and lifting him up€¦
GRIND!
Ooooh! A nice wide gash in the base of compression! In comes Cobalt now disk whirring!
BANG!
Compression goes flying€¦oh my word the lid has flown off!!! Well that€™s impressive! No life left in compression! Cobalt€™s disk is getting up to speed, he goes in for the kill€¦
BANG!
Innards go everywhere as compression gets trashed!
Meanwhile back to rock has been biding his time; finally he comes in and flips cobalt over! But cobalt self rights! In the background dead metal grinds at compression and sgt bash gives it the torch!
Cobalt hits the pit release button, back to rock almost fell in but steers away, cobalt sees his chance and slams into the side of back to rock!
BANG!
Wooo! Lots of sparks! But only a small dent! Back to rock gets round the back of cobalt and€¦
Cobalt goes skidding across the arena, back to rock goes chasing after him and€¦
CLANG!
Cobalt is pushed into the pit! Smoke bellows out of the bottomless hole, so back to rock 111 goes through! Back to you jack!
Jack: Thanks Tom, well you€™ve seen it here folks, now get back into the shed and start building! We€™ll see you ext time on€¦W.A.R!
Fin
Jack
Very entertaining, Jack.
Oh yes, the mother of all robot combat shows is back for yet anouther dose of carnage!
Jack: hello fans!
*croud cheers*
*guy with beer falls asleep*
Jack: today 3 more robotic rebels take to the arena, so, harry, what€™s your view€¦
Harry: well jack today is a day for inventive designs! Heliosa xtreme is a t shaped robot with what would be the flat bit as the front, the wheels are located in the front and the wedge + skirts make it almost impossible to get under it. The weapon is a pneumatic flipper.
Hypertension is a wedge shaped robot with a powerful pneumatic flipper, hypertension can make any robot nervous!!!
And now for one of the most well designed robots I have ever seen, walk don€™t run uses 4 shuffler pads as locomotion which means that he can weigh 110 kg rather than 100kg. An horizontal spinning blade packs a punch to say the least!!!
Looking at the stats I would have to say that hypertension is the favourite but meh€¦ anything can happen!
Jack: thanks harry now to kick things off is our match commentator Tom Shortt!
Tom: thanks jack, heliosa xtreme is driven by ben, hypertension is driven by matty,walk don€™t run is driven by Sam.
(The guys wave)
3€¦2€¦1€¦activate!
Hypertension wizz€™s across the arena and trys to flip heliosa xtream, but the skirts make it impossible to get under him. W.D.R is shufferling quickly towards hypertension who appears to be beached on heliosa€™s wedge and€¦
RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!
Ooh! A nice gauge in the side of hypertension , but that blow seems to have not hurt hypertension to much, actually it has nocked it off heliosa€™s wedge! But now WDR is aiming at hypertension again€¦
Gggggggrrrrrrr€¦bonk!
Whoa! WDR tried to smash hypertension but got a flip instead, matty see€™s his chance and€¦
FFFLLLIIIPPP!
WDR is stuck against the side wall€¦hypertension comes in again€¦
FLIP!!!
Ohhh! WDR is teetering€¦tottering and€¦
Plonk!
OOTA! YAY! Hypertension does a victory spin but ooh! Heliosa smash€™s into him and€¦ whats that on the floor? ITS A REMOVABLE LINK!!! No life is left in hypertension, Matty is looking crestfallen up in the box but there is nothing he can do the refbot comes in€¦
1€¦2€¦3€¦4€¦5à ¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚¦6€¦7€¦8€¦9â⠀šÂ¬Ã‚¦10!!!
The red light is shown to hypertension and out comes ohhh! Mr psycho! And sir killalot! AND matilda! Mr psycho gives it the hammer and matilda flips it with her tusks (heliosa opens pit!) wwwwwoooooo!!! The pit descends! Oooh! Matilda SMASH€™S hypertension with her flywheel! Bits cascade everywhere! Sir killalot picks up the lifeless creation and does€¦ a dance very similar to Saturday night fever! And chucks hypertension into the pit! But€¦ whats heliosa doing? He€™s€¦he€™s FLIPPING MATILDA! Oh no sir k wont like that!
CEASE!
Well heliosa was certainly saved by the bell there!!! Back to you Jack!
Jack: thanks tom, well that was a BRILLIANT fight guys! Keep the robots coming!
*guy with beer wakes up!*
*NEXT TIME!*
THE MEGA MELEE! 10 ROBOTS FIGHT IT OUT TO WIN THE MEGA MELEE CROWN!
Jack Orr
Nice fights, Jack.
WAR is back!
Jack: it€™s time for the mega melee, 10 robots go in 1 comes out, no time limits, no rules anything goes!!! Just fight until you die€¦ harry is sick today so now to our match commentator Tom Shortt!
Tom: wel€¦
Jack: oh one more thing the house robots are free to roam the arena!
Tom: hmm! Thank you! Now the robots are€¦
259!
WWWWWOOOOO
PUSSYCAT!
WWWWWOOOOO
THE SAINT!
WWWWWOOOOO
BEHEMOTH!
WWWWWOOOOO
HYPNODISK!
WWWWWOOOOO
VADER!
WWWWWOOOOO
CHAOS 2!
WWWWWOOOOO
SCARYGOROUND!!!!
BOOOO!
OI!
FIRESTORM 5!
WWWWWOOOOO
PLUNDERBIRD 4!
YYYYAAAYYY!
(THEME TUNE FROM S2)
So now we€¦hang on who€™s that???
(Half a beer keg taped to an old rc car trundles in to the arena!)
*guy with beer from last time waves from his pod*
Is that allowed??? My boss says it is so wwwwwwwooooo!!!!
3€¦2€¦1€¦ activate!
So the 10 became 11!!! Oh well 259 charges at scarygoround who is just getting up to speed, the toys/teeth whirring and making the whole robot a blur!
WIZZ!!!!
SMASH!
Ooh! 259 smash€™s scarygoround into unconscious! I think that blow k.o€™d him!!! Meanwhile plunderbird gets a hit from Matilda€™s flywheel!
BANG!!!
Ooh! A nice chunk is visible in plunderbirds side!!! But he races away! Pussycat is taking on sir killalot!
RIP!!!
Ouch that must have hur€¦ oh my lord! Sir killalot€™s track has snapped off!!! Well that will need repairing! Now the beer keg is scooped up by behemoth
FA-LIP!
And over he goes! Oh but he rolls back onto his wheel€™s! now vader goes for hypnodisk
SMASH!!!
WOAH! Vader€™s disk has FLOWN OFF! Obviously vertical doesn€™t like horizontal!!! Hypnodisk seem€™s fine but is now under attack from pussycat
SLICE!!!
Oh! there goes hypnodisk€™s removable link! He€™s out of here!
Meanwhile scarygoround is counted out by the refbot!
8€¦9€¦10!!!
Now chaos 2 is having a brilliant fight with firestorm 4 and the saint! Over comes the axe of the saint making a nice gash in firestorm who then gets a flip from chaos€¦ oh! Out the arena goes firestorm! The saint€™s axe crash€™s down but has little or no effect!
Behemoth and pussycat attack beer keg! Ooohh! A slice is nice! The lid fly€™s off beer keg! But he€™s still mobile!
Plunderbird is still taking damage from matilda but I still think there€™s life! Oh! He try€™s to crush matilda! And in doing so I think he has freed himself from her grasp! (in the background vader and hypnodisk are being counted out.).
Mr psycho has plucked up scarygoround and dump€™s him in the pit!!!
259 is making some nice gash€™s in the beer keg€™s lid (aka the beer keg!) but seems to be getting low on battery power!
Behemoth is shoving beer keg towards the pit and€¦ down in a puff of smoke! But pussycat comes in and€¦ behemoth is out of here! Down the pit he goes!
259 is dead, he ran out of battery power, mr psycho picks him up and drops him out the arena!
Chaos 2 is still fighting the saint, the saint tries spinning but is caught by chaos 2 and€¦OOTA!
So 2 robots remain€¦ chaos 2 and plunderbird 4, plunderbird runs away€¦ and chaos 2 follows but it seems that is what plunderbird wanted and he gets round the back of chaos
GRIP!!!
Oh!!! He punctures the co2 bottle! No more flips for chaos 2! Now plunderbird doesn€™t fear that he charges at chaos and push€™s him towards the pit and in!!!
Jack: So after being trapped by matilda for most of the fight plunderbird 4 reign€™s supreme, we€™ll see you next time on€¦WAR
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