Well what do you know? I got the fights earlier than I expected.

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Ladies and Gentlemen€¦ PLEASE WELCOME THE MASTER OF MAYHEM, THE ONE, THE ONLY€¦ SAAAAAAAAM PAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!

(CROWD CHEERS LIKE HELL)

Sam Park: Welcome to a special night, where sparks fly and robots die! We€™ve got a great show this evening. It€™s the Robo-Bash mini tournament of DOOM!!! SO ARE YOU READY TO START THE CARNAGE!!!!!

(CROWD CHEERS LIKE HELL)

Sam Park: ALL RIGHT! LET THE WAAAAAAARS BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan O€™Hagan: That€™s right, Sam. Tonight, twelve gallant and brave contenders fight it out to be the mini-tourney champion! But first€¦ we shall see the brutal hyenas of the arena€¦ the HOUSE ROBOTS! Dead Metal, Shunt, Sgt Bash, Mr. Psycho, Growler, Sir Killalot, Cassius Chrome and Matilda roam the corner patrol zones to hunt other robots down, and they are all led by the one and only Refbot! Now let€™s get on with the first battle!

(BATTLE 1!!!!)

From Shrewsbury in Shropshire, Ge5orce!

Ah, a WBC clone; how lovely. A nasty flipper robot with 1600kg of flip in the flipper! This can bring out about 20 flips per fight, and it was famous for taking out the Crash and Burn 2 champ, Sheer Heart Attack in the Heat A Final. Weakness? It€™s got exposed wheels! :sad:

From Enschede, in Holland, Back to Rock!

Back to Rock, winner of Heat L, returns again! It has a nice LEM-powered lifter and a spinning sawblade running at 4000RPM. It€™s a pain in the arse to outpush, but it€™s not AS agile as 2 wheel or 4 wheel robots, and its armour is not the best.

From Downend, Robo-Hedgehog!

A hedgehog on steroids, it looks like! This hedgehog has a giant hammer on top, powered by gas. It€™s also got interchangeable scoops, and on top it has sharp curved spikes to try and do double damage, but the armour is a bit weak.

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Ge5orce, Back to Rock
Booth 2: Robo-Hedgehog

And for the house robots, we have Shunt with the diamond tipped axe and the scoop, and Matilda with her deadly pink arse and front tusks.

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

So, the first battle of the mini-tourney commences now! Ge5orce immediately goes for the Hedgehog, and flips it over!
FA-LIP!!!
The hedgehog soars. How lovely. Now, Back to Rock comes in again, and immediately charges at the hedgehog! Now, it pushes the hedgehog into Shunt!
WHACK!!!
OH!!! The hedgehog€™s armour is punctured badly, and now, Ge5orce comes in and gets under the hedgehog, and flips it right into Matilda€™s flywheel! The hedgehog gets one in the base!
CRASH!!!!!
The base armour is gashed badly! Now, the hedgehog goes for Back to Rock, and whacks its hammer into the armourment!
WHACK!
That didn€™t really cause much damage, just a little dent. Now, Ge5orce comes in, and€¦
FA-LIP!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That sent Shunt€” hahahaha - flying over the fence! The audience roars in excitement, but just then, the Refbot comes in€¦ and gives Ge5orce a yellow card! The crowd boos the Refbot, and Ge5orce doesn€™t like it either! An imaginary light bulb goes over AJ€™s head, and he drives Ge5orce right into the Refbot, and fires the flipper!!!
FA-LIP!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!! Refbot soars 13 feet up into the air, and lands on its side!!! Meanwhile, Back to Rock and Robo-Hedgehog still duking it out, and Back to Rock somehow stacks Robo-Hedgehog on the side wall! Now, Ge5orce comes in, charges at the hedgehog, and fires the flipper!
FA-LIP!
€¦ and after 2 minutes of bloodbath, Robo-Hedgehog soars 17 feet over the fence!

CEASE!

Robo-Hedgehog may need to be sharper.
Ge5orce and Back to Rock go through!