RoboBASH Mini-Tourney

[paulc]

Didnt you read that rubber has been capped over the bolts to deter hits like that. My face expression =

[team_orr]

dantu looks nasty, ill try and get him out first

after that...ill see what happens!

[paulc]

Really Jack - fancy a team-up - two mighty flippers with awesome names, powerful weapons, high power and tough armour against Dantu...we should take him out.

[team_orr]

i like the sound of that!

[alex_holt]

Hmmmm.... a team up against me eh? Ill see about that...

Go for whoever is flimsier and go forthe flimsiest part. I dont have to worry about damage too much as my weapon will flip and bludgeon as much as anything else, just keep going at them and dont give them an opening.

[samuel3764]

Fights will be up sometime next week...

[samuel3764]

Well what do you know? I got the fights earlier than I expected.

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Ladies and Gentlemen€¦ PLEASE WELCOME THE MASTER OF MAYHEM, THE ONE, THE ONLY€¦ SAAAAAAAAM PAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!

(CROWD CHEERS LIKE HELL)

Sam Park: Welcome to a special night, where sparks fly and robots die! We€™ve got a great show this evening. It€™s the Robo-Bash mini tournament of DOOM!!! SO ARE YOU READY TO START THE CARNAGE!!!!!

(CROWD CHEERS LIKE HELL)

Sam Park: ALL RIGHT! LET THE WAAAAAAARS BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan O€™Hagan: That€™s right, Sam. Tonight, twelve gallant and brave contenders fight it out to be the mini-tourney champion! But first€¦ we shall see the brutal hyenas of the arena€¦ the HOUSE ROBOTS! Dead Metal, Shunt, Sgt Bash, Mr. Psycho, Growler, Sir Killalot, Cassius Chrome and Matilda roam the corner patrol zones to hunt other robots down, and they are all led by the one and only Refbot! Now let€™s get on with the first battle!

(BATTLE 1!!!!)

From Shrewsbury in Shropshire, Ge5orce!

Ah, a WBC clone; how lovely. A nasty flipper robot with 1600kg of flip in the flipper! This can bring out about 20 flips per fight, and it was famous for taking out the Crash and Burn 2 champ, Sheer Heart Attack in the Heat A Final. Weakness? It€™s got exposed wheels! :sad:

From Enschede, in Holland, Back to Rock!

Back to Rock, winner of Heat L, returns again! It has a nice LEM-powered lifter and a spinning sawblade running at 4000RPM. It€™s a pain in the arse to outpush, but it€™s not AS agile as 2 wheel or 4 wheel robots, and its armour is not the best.

From Downend, Robo-Hedgehog!

A hedgehog on steroids, it looks like! This hedgehog has a giant hammer on top, powered by gas. It€™s also got interchangeable scoops, and on top it has sharp curved spikes to try and do double damage, but the armour is a bit weak.

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Ge5orce, Back to Rock
Booth 2: Robo-Hedgehog

And for the house robots, we have Shunt with the diamond tipped axe and the scoop, and Matilda with her deadly pink arse and front tusks.

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

So, the first battle of the mini-tourney commences now! Ge5orce immediately goes for the Hedgehog, and flips it over!
FA-LIP!!!
The hedgehog soars. How lovely. Now, Back to Rock comes in again, and immediately charges at the hedgehog! Now, it pushes the hedgehog into Shunt!
WHACK!!!
OH!!! The hedgehog€™s armour is punctured badly, and now, Ge5orce comes in and gets under the hedgehog, and flips it right into Matilda€™s flywheel! The hedgehog gets one in the base!
CRASH!!!!!
The base armour is gashed badly! Now, the hedgehog goes for Back to Rock, and whacks its hammer into the armourment!
WHACK!
That didn€™t really cause much damage, just a little dent. Now, Ge5orce comes in, and€¦
FA-LIP!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That sent Shunt€” hahahaha - flying over the fence! The audience roars in excitement, but just then, the Refbot comes in€¦ and gives Ge5orce a yellow card! The crowd boos the Refbot, and Ge5orce doesn€™t like it either! An imaginary light bulb goes over AJ€™s head, and he drives Ge5orce right into the Refbot, and fires the flipper!!!
FA-LIP!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!! Refbot soars 13 feet up into the air, and lands on its side!!! Meanwhile, Back to Rock and Robo-Hedgehog still duking it out, and Back to Rock somehow stacks Robo-Hedgehog on the side wall! Now, Ge5orce comes in, charges at the hedgehog, and fires the flipper!
FA-LIP!
€¦ and after 2 minutes of bloodbath, Robo-Hedgehog soars 17 feet over the fence!

CEASE!

Robo-Hedgehog may need to be sharper.
Ge5orce and Back to Rock go through!

[samuel3764]

(BATTLE 2!!!!)

From Orpington, Kent, Heyght 2!

Heyght is sure to give the opponents heyght they truly deserve! It€™s got a CO2 powered flipper which packs a punch! It€™s Hardox armour isn€™t so flimsy either. However, it may flip itself over very dramatically.

From Geddington in Northampton, Dantu!

Dantu is very much like PulveriZer, but with a much more powerful vertical spinner powered by a LEM-130! It€™s completely invertible, but those wheels look a bit exposed...

From Richmond in London, cRooKED!

cRooKED is what you€™ll become after you deal with him. It€™s got sturdy armour with hardox and titanium, with a giant flipper! However, the weak sides will definintely have cRooKED living up to its own name.

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Heyght 2, Dantu
Booth 2: cRooKED

The house robots€¦ Sir Killalot with the petrol driven engine, the claws and drill, and Mr. Psycho! The mightiest of them all, with the giant hammer, the claw, and the whole 750 yards, beaten by Firestorm in Extreme 2€¦ ah, who could forget that!

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

So, Dantu is spinning away, and Heyght immediately goes for Dantu!
CRASH! FLIP!
OH! Sparks fly, and so does Dantu! Now, cRooKED comes in, and gets under the rear end of the PulveriZer shaped machine!
FLIP!
Dantu must feel dizzy after that flip, it was tossed like a graduation hat! Now, in comes Dantu again, and this time... it drives right into THE SIDE OF cRooKED!!
CRASH!!!
OH!!! The side armour of cRooKED is battered horribly, with a big gash carved in! Heyght meanwhile, is going for Dantu again and€¦
FLIP!
WHOA! That€™s a very good attack there by Heyght! It gives Dantu some good €œheyght€ 10 feet up into the air! Dantu spins its disc up to speed again, and cRooKED drives right into Dantu!
CRASH! FLIP!
cRooKED tosses Dantu over and 7 feet up into the air, there! Now, Dantu immediately retaliates, and€¦
CRASH!
cRooKED has it again! There is another big gash torn from the side! Jack isn€™t happy with this, and so he drives the flipper right into Dantu€™s back!
FLIP!
WOAH!! Dantu€™s disc weapon hits the floor and makes a scratch! Nice scratch there, but you€™ll have to deal with this later. Now, cRooKED and Heyght comes in, and pushes Dantu into Sir K€™s CPZ, DISC-FIRST!
CRASH!!!
€¦ bloody hell. Sir K has been discombobulated. Dantu€™s weapon hit the chest plate, and removes it clean off! Now Dantu escapes, only to run into Heyght!
FLIP!
*Wolf Whistle* That sent Dantu skyrocketing 8 feet up and it comes back down with a loud thud! Now, Dantu is spinning, and hits cRooKED right in the side again! cRooKED tries to turn away, but too late.
CRASH!
€¦ and look at the damage caused to cRooKED, here! Dantu has carved another gash into the side of cRooKED€¦ and I think cRooKED has been immobilized! That attack did it, I think. Refbot comes in to check if cRooKED is OK... and counts it out!
1€¦ 2€¦ 3€¦ 4€¦ 5€¦ 6€¦ 7€¦
8€¦
9€¦
10!!!
€¦ and that€™s it for Jack Orr and cRooKED! Sir K pushes cRooKED, and gets cRooKED onto the saws... BZZT!! Sparks begin to fly and the audience roars in excitement! Mr. Psycho now picks up the beaten machine with his grabbing hands, holds it up high, and finally€¦ dumps it over the fence and out of the competition. But all of a sudden, Dantu smashes into the back of Sir K!!!
YYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH!!! The back caging is totally bent out of shape!!!! And now, Heyght comes in, and crashes into Sir K!!!!
FA-LIP!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sir K is flipped onto its back! AH that was splendid. Now, Dantu attempts to finish off Sir K, but€¦

CEASE!

cRooKED may need to straighten itself out.
Heyght 2 and Dantu go through!

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So what do you think of my battles?