The Killer Toad Tournament, the final Assault
First qualification round, battle 1/24

The fight to win back the box containing secrets which could destroy something or another starts now, as it is the final assault:

Boxx vs. Eye of Ran

The first robot into the arena today is Boxx, Team Orr€™s debut in the Killer toad arena, and like the name suggests it is a box, an invertible box with that, weighing in at 98 of the finest kilograms, it comes with a couple lovely Lem motors, which power 4 wheels. The armour is rather strong, but the real worry is the ground clearance only being 2mm, so it could get grounded if not careful, but thankfully this is the first battle in the new arena after the last one disappeared into a black hole created by the prototype Chaos Choir going out of control, the anti-black hole machines were busy that day. But it is Boxx from Team Orr, driven by Jack

*Jack gives a cheery wave from control booth*

The second robot into the arena today is Eye of Ran, this T-shaped robot is shaped like a T, so shocking isn€™t it, and I would have put money on a T-shaped robot being shaped like a U or something. Joey€™s machine has the 2nd powerful spinning weapon in the arena today, being a Hardox T-bar mounted at the front of the machine, powered by a petrol engine, the machine is quick across the arena however it€™s weakness is it€™s rear end, where only a wedge is there to protect the wide rear end. But it is Eye of Ran from Team Chevron

*Joey gives a cheery wave from control booth*

The 3rd robot into the arena today is Remy, the local ref, designed to count out other robots, put out fires, break apart robots that have caught themselves up together, but generally will be sitting around waiting for some action.

As will be the 4th and most deadly robot in the arena today, it€™s the completed 2nd generation of Chaos Choir, after the 1st generation was sucked into nothingness with it€™s train electric motor and banks of electrical discharge units, the 2nd generation is less dangerous being returned to petrol power, being powered by a superbike engine the rear end spinning rim weighs in at around 75 kg, the drive comes from some overly large and complex balls which give the robot 360 degree drive. However the spinning rim is gutless compared to the main frontal weapon, powered by compressed air and based loosely on a sand-blaster, the compressed air will either fire itself at you with some force (sending you backwards at some speed) or with some rather nasty bearings which at the speed they come out of the gun, they can cause some damage. The house robot will only feature in the qualification rounds and only get used to comedic effect, but be careful, say you want to attack the house robot after a victory and CC won€™t hold back with the spinning guns.

Right, that€™s the introductions over, as the arena is locked down, ready for some rock steady easy action.

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And both robots are away, the spinning bar at the front of Eye of Ran starts to spin up, the petrol motor from a chainsaw picking up speed, as Boxx comes storming in, as Boxx tries to dodge around the sides, but is met with Joey€™s driving skills as spinning bar introduces itself to Boxx, as Boxx is sent spinning away, the bar doing it€™s work as one of the 2 ramming spikes on the front of Boxx embeds itself into the arena wall. Boxx comes back onto the attack, being a rammer it needs to attack you sees, but Eye of Ran is ready, with the spinning bar at 66% power, as Jack tries to pull of a lovely move to attempt to get around the rear end of Eye to Ran, to try and get under the rear wedge to lift the rear wheels up ram eye to ran into the pit or into the side wall or as a last resort into chaos choir€™s rear spinning rim.

However Jack€™s attempt at the lovely move fails, as Eye of Ran counter-dodges in the nick of time, as Boxx is introduced to the spinning bar of Eye of Ran, sending it away causing some lovely sparks, but Joey gives chase, as Boxx is cornered between a fence, a fence, a rim and a bar, as Jack tries to escape the doom, but Eye of Ran is fast and corners Boxx as the spinning bar catches onto the side of Boxx, sending it into the fence, as Joey revs up the engine and drives straight into Boxx on the rear end, the weakness part, as the 20kg bar rips straight into the rear panel sending it away like it was made of paper and Joey pulls away, leaving the rear end of Boxx exposed, as the wheels are spinning away, in mid-air, as Joey revs up for another attack, eyeing up the sides this time.

Crash, Boxx is send spinning away, the side panel having a lovely cut in it, but once it stops spinning the wheels get traction, but as Boxx limps forward, one side€™s drive has shut-down, as Joey pulls back, as Jack raises his hand to say I€™m out. At this moment Chaos Choir comes forward, front end pointing at Boxx and fires it€™s air gun sending Boxx into the arena pit which just happens to be near by.

Cease

Boxx loses ground on the roughage patches running the edges of the arena, taking moderate damage and tapping out to avoid complete destruction, as Chaos Choir and Eye of Ran are playing to see who can do the most damage to a random microwave, ending in a draw when the microwave ends up in quite a few parts.

Next time it is:
Tenderizers Revenge 2 vs. Back to Rock III