Well, Im bored.

Timothy James Sillery vs. Lord DoomForAll

House fighters are Auguel and Ancalagon.

There is nothing. The space that fills the rather whitish area is utterly forsaken...or is it...black lines, apparently conceived of ink, spread across the nothingness, forming frames. Into the suddenly realistic frames stumbles a teenager. He appears to be giggling to himself, for what reason is unknown. He strides ahead, and is mauled by a grizzly bear out of nowhere. However, he gets up, his jugular ripped open and sporting several gashes along his body, yet he seems to disregard this completely and continues walking. How a human being can walk about lightly with their throat mangled is beyond anyone, but we can save that for later as a group of Mexicans arrive on the spot with tambourines and saxophones, and start to play songs by Atomic Kitten, while the singer has a voice similar to that of Pippi Longstocking. Timothy however just walks by this, although his ears explode off his head, yet uncaring is this fool as he saunters past. An apple hits him in the head, yet on he goes. Thus a series of encounters occur, in order: three blind mice, Ringwraiths, Dick Cheney, a red 1988 Honda S800 with pink stripes, a narwhal/muskrat hybrid, a floating Chinese checkers board, a statue of Edward Fleming, and finally the house fighters appear, at which point Timothy resembles little more than a large mound of bloodied paste standing on bones. Auguel brings his fists down on the mound, crushing the bones that were once legs in powder, and Ancalagon emits a sorcerous blast of green fire from his maw, incinerating the pathetic excuse for a homo sapien in one fell breath.

Lord DoomForAll yawns, stares at the piece of parchment that he had used as a drawing board for one of his elaborate plans, yet only Timothy James Sillery would fall into such a predicament, as just witnessed: Professor Vengeance would never be even bemused by such drivel. He scrunches the piece of parchment up and throws it into one of the rift orbs he controls, which in turn turns the parchment into a paper monster intent on destroying infinite amounts of life forms...DoomForAll doesnt care, he can take care of that trifle in his spare time.

Lord DoomForAll advances to Round 2!