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Alucard vs. The Daleks

House fighters are Hamlet and Big Mac.

The Daleks cant decide how to classify the being in front of them. They assume its just another human, but Alucard introduces himself as a vampire. Vampires are something new to them and the Daleks have no knowledge on how to combat such a thing so the obvious choice is to fire their lazers. One blasts Alucards hat off and fries it. This irks Alucard as he had to go through a trap-infested catacomb and beat the tar out of several undead organisms, one being a giant skeleton of an octopus, to get the hat. He decides to release his inner Hell, and several Cerberus-like heads sprouts out of his sides and reach towards the Daleks. However the Daleks dont believe in Hell, in fact they have no knowledge of Hell either, other than it being a word Doctor Who cries out sometimes, so this doesnt affect them as the heads merely bounce off and disappear. However, it has made the Daleks really hot; after all, Hellish temperatures can reach over a thousand Celsius which is moderately humid for a Dalek. They complain to Davros about not getting any air conditioning upgrades since their last update. Davros realizes that he somehow replaced the air conditioning unit with an incredibly and slowly painful death ray. Alucard keeps up the pressure, and eventually the Daleks lose control and start firing off random death rays. One hits Robotnik and smites him into ash, but the SWATbot divisions just shrug and look on, Robotnik never gave them pension plans so they dont care, every SWATbot has to go on vacation someday. Davros decides to call on his entire Dalek army...unfortunately, the Supreme Dalek also decided to introduce his own legion to the battlefield, and so the entire race of Daleks once again enter a rather brutal civil war, possibly caused by territory, or maybe its because theyre fans of Jenny Frost, some in a good way, some in a bad way. Alucard just sits back and watches while twirling his gun, hes been known for his gun-twirling talents for over 500 years and some women swoon, or maybe thats because he sucked out their life-force, who knows. Eventually after a few weeks and several audience casualties only a few Daleks remain, 2 from each side, and the Supreme Dalek himself. Incidentally the four others kill off each other and Alucard makes his move. He shoots the Supreme Dalek however the silver bullets just bounce off, a being named Professor Vengeance helped metallurgize an adamantium/unobtainium alloy outer coating for him, no kind of silver can penetrate the shell. Now its the Supreme Daleks turn, and he fires multiple death rays accompanied by a shrink ray and a tickling ray. Alucard is unable to block the death ray or the shrink ray, but they have a very slight affect akin to the tickling ray which he is able to reflect. The Supreme Dalek cant dodge the deflected beam and is suddenly overcome with the urge to touch itself all over using some kind of limbs. Unfortunately the only kind of limbs it has is its mechanical eye stalk and it cant touch its adamantium/unobtainium exterior. It begins to shake all over, eventually breaking into a convulsion, its never felt this kind of effect before and just as it feels it cant take anymore, it explodes. Hamlet scratches his head, and Big Mac asks why he couldnt have felt that. Hamlet backs away from him slowly.

Alucard advances to Round 2!

(Message edited by kodster on August 02, 200