A Soviet Werewolf Pirate Ninja Turtle Zombie Vampire Transformer Knight Rock Star made out of molten lava called Dave with a hat on vs. Male Kram

House fighters are Starfire and Oracle

The being with the incomprehensibly long name lunges immediately at Male Kram, however nobody really knows what kram is, at least, not in English anyway. This results in Dave stopping right next to it. It seems to be male, so he decides to look for a female kram and maybe hell forfeit the fight. This is not the case, sadly, as the kram leaps up and bites Dave on the nose. It seems to have adamantium dentures as it didnt really hurt biting some lava creature on the nose, but in retaliation Dave takes out a hydrogen-fuel-cell-powered dual-motored halberd blade and stabs the kram with it. However it appears unharmed, and suddenly, large bat-like wings sprout out the back of the kram and it swoops down on Dave, knocking the halberd out of his hands, and taking out a gun (used to protect its small yet uncivilized habitant) proceeds to shoot Dave with it. Shooting a lava thing with 15mm bullets isnt going to work, though. Both fighters appear to be at a stalemate. However Dave is apparently hatching an evil scheme. It proceeds to take the r out of the kram, therefore it is now called Male Kam. This looks to be the best move by Dave as workers from the Maple Leaf meats company burst in and spot the kam lying on the floor. Since Kam is a meat product, they recognize the name but the actual form is different so they scoop it up and throw it into the failure bin.

Dave the hat-wearing lava-composed soviet werewolf pirate ninja turtle zombie vampire transformer knight rock star advances to Round 2!