Finally, this will start.

Ming Higurashi vs. Master Hand

House fighters are Asterix and Taki.

From all around the Nintendo universe, he gathers fighters far and wide to do battle in his domain. Now he sees a lone stranger walking towards his lair. What can this be, it is no Nintendo character, wonders the Master Hand. It is not the entity known as Lord Doomforall, and he still smarts from that encounter, however surviving it is anyones guess. The figure reaches the lair, and it is revealed to the Master Hand that this is none other than the champ of the last championship, Ming Higurashi. Master Hand contemplates this newfound arrival with some trepidation, before curling up into a fist and rocketing towards the priestess. Unfortunately he only gets five inches from from her when something weird happens, evidently because this is a weird tournament, but still...the two fighters vanish altogether, without a trace. Nobody knows wherefore they went, and Asterix and Taki look around for some sort of sign. They do see a sign, labelled Eat at Joes the one up in the sky that Professor Vengeance made last tournament. They scratch their heads.

Meanwhile, Ming and Master Hand have seemingly teleported to a rock concert, right on top of the stage, where billions of fans are screaming like rabid fanboys/fangirls/fans of rock in general, and electric air guitars have been forced into their possession. Ming turns to Master Hand with a puzzled expression, who returns the stare with an equivalent hand movement: they have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on. Suddenly, a tune strikes up, unknown to some people but people who have played Guitar Hero 2 would recognize it: Psychobilly Freakout. However, its missing some guitar rhythm, and the crowd starts to boo. After a moments pause, Ming starts to play, however she has no idea how the song goes and the crowd boos even more. Master Hand however cant keep up, and a second later he has snapped the guitar in half. The entire Gibson company immediately comes raining down on him with lawsuits, and while Master Hand is kept busy, Ming seizes her chance. She puts down the guitar, and a pair of katanas appear in her hands with a flash of blue flame. As Master Hand swats away the lawyers with increasing wrath, he is unaware of the fact that Ming has leapt above him and brought the flaming katanas down into the joints between the index and ringer fingers. There is a powerful explosion and a long, drawn-out cry of pain as Master Hand explodes into a cloud of smoke and goes soaring off into the horizon, still exploding and venting smoke. Ming sheathes the katanas, picks up the guitar again and holds it into the air as the crowd starts to cheer. They suddenly pour onto the stage. Ming panics and makes her getaway while some agents hold off the fans.

Ming Higurashi advances to Round 2!

Good start, or no? :P