Tactics:

«Thomas the YouTube Engine vs. ¿»

Go after Thomas the YouTube Engine and keep hitting the Titanium, should be able to rip something off it and immobilise it. Then go after the pie and tear into it too... Aiming to hit the sides or corners or skirting on either opponent to get that nice panel tearing effect

Will let ¿ do his thing, will save me having to fight so much.

«The Wootinator vs. Luck»

Leave it to luck.