Team BriteSpark Proudly Presents....

[majinb]

Im SO in

[alex_holt]

Ok you asked for it, now ask yourself, was it worth it? lol

Skadi (formerly Heart of)

By far the coolest robot ever conceived, this robot has just been chilling away from battle for a few years, but now the time is nigh to step in from the cold. Unfortunately despite her shimmering exterior she is a little liable to come to pieces under stress, fortunately, unlike any other robot she has the means to get it back together again! Incidentally the robot is a full body spinner walker with a tank of water to fuel some regenerating ice armour, and a super chilled inside to cause it to come together, making her one cool customer. There are bound to be spills with Skadi in the house (if the tank gets damaged anyway) . She may have a cold exterior, but inside she€™s positively frosty, this Ice Queen is someone you don€™t want to mess with. As you may have gathered, she also loves puns.

[team_britespark]

Thank you for your audition. Big Brother may get back to you.

[pcbore]

Just so you know, I have vowed to destroy ANYTHING to do with Big Brother. My bomb is set and ready for the shopw to begin...

[paulc]

Me too, I cant stand Big Brother. People become famous by waling around in biknis and sitting there, and then release auto-biographies, then make fitness-videos and...ARGHHH!

[joey_picus]

Suit yourself...I quite like watching television shows self-destruct personally

[dinowarrior]

I dont like Big Brother either...Im just entering because, seeing as its robot-based and Daniel is writing it, it may be more interesting.

[alex_holt]

I despise it too, but I couldnt pass up such an oppertunity for puns.... Besides, who didnt want to see heart of skadi back? lol

[tacoman]

SITHIS:

So€¦ It seems that fool Danny is trying to use my power to bring triumph to himself again.

Pfft, very well, let€™s take a look at this contract.

Wait, what? Big Brother? What the me is this? Like me am I going to sit around in a big house all day with a group of insidid robots. I am Sithis! Sithis, the void! Sithis, the Evil from which all evil is born! Sithis, he who is described in metaphors by black-cloaked assassins who suffer a brutal death later on in the plotline! Big Brother? There is no Bigger Brother than me! I am Sithis! The Dread father of all that is loathsome! Foul heretic! Repent, now, and I may see fit to leave you alive when my armies of darkness wipe the stain of humanity of the face of the earth! I! AM! SITHIS!

€¦. Wait, HOW much prize money?

Ok, I€™m in. When will you let me know I€™ve passed?


Other auditions when I decide who the hell else Im entering

[joey_picus]

Interceptor:

Right, how do I accomplish this...be calm, be myself, but dont look too arrogant. Is the camera on? Yes? Oh, balls. Aaanywayyyy...Im Interceptor, I have a flipper, side spikes, and a disc, and to make rom for all of this I was created with *taps armour* a thin exoskeleton with carbon fiber panels. Basically, I was born weak, and Ive had to suffer throughout my childhood...crushers holding me over the fence at breaktime, being called Pretty Boy!, lunch money going missing, that sort of thing. But Ive risen above it, Ive had confidence in myself and Ive learned to turn my weapons on anyone who tries to talk me down.
And Ive done that. Quite a bit. Admittedly, if I had a better drive Id be able to actually hit them with the weapons...still, I think Im quite interesting, I can hold a conversation for a while and I know how to do strange things with compressed gas, so yes, I think Id be a good housemate.

(if this is over 200 words, just ignore anything past the 200 mark, as I honestly cant be bothered to check)

Containment Area: Scrapped due to me not having any good ideas as to what a robot called Containmnet Area should be like.