I bring you the Infamous: Weapon ZED

I. am. Weapon ZED. I don€™t even know what my weapon is really. But it€™s better than yours. My armour? Whatever yours is but twice as thick and reinforced! No one cares what I actually am just because I have an awesome name. You have to say it in a certain way though, not like €˜oh Hi Weapon ZED! Jolly nice day today€™, no, it has to be said, gruff and gnarled (spoken as if you are speaking with a voice box mnade of sandpaper) and under your breath like you don€™t dare say it too loud in case I rip your insides out and use them to garnish a cake. A death cake! I am also generally just better than you, stronger, faster, and generally more deadly. I also have spikes. Lots of spikes. Because the yare awesome, and they are all designed so they come off in your wounds and mess up your insides. Then they explode! (note last comment is not actually true) My hobbies include, bashing, slashing, gashing, smashing, trashing, lashing and anything else which is tough and rhymes with ashing.