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  1. #61
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    *telephones handy white van man to enquire about installation of anti Canadians/Dutch/people named Andy device at his home*

    Unfortunately, the man replies that no such device exists.

    Seriously, Ill go for QE2 to win this, and Back to Rock to win the playoff. Good fights Steve, and this oughta be one heck of a final.

  2. #62
    _ Stupid white van men, never have what you need...*looks for numbers of local beige van men*

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  5. #65
    «Back to Rock III vs. SOR X»

    Head for the rim and stall it asap. Without the rim spinning hes ALOT less effective. Try to catch the wheels on the saw blade and from there take it to the pit asap.

  6. #66
    Sorry for the delays, chaps! I think its about time we found our bronze medallist, dont you?

    THE PHOENIX CUP
    PLAY-OFF
    BACK TO ROCK III Vs S.O.R. X

    House Robots - Fawkes & Scream

    Roboteers, stand by...
    3...2...1...
    ACTIVATE!

    Missing out on the grand prize clearly hasnt dampened Martijn and AJs spirits, as their machines meet head-to-head in the arena centre! Back to Rock III tries to attack its opponents rear and disable its spinner, but S.O.R. X proves too manoueverable and stays out of harms way. The two dance for a moment, sizing each other up. Martijn is finding it hard to catch AJ and AJ is doubting whether he can get under Martijns skirts at point blank range. Breaking the stalemate, AJ swings S.O.R. around and clips Back to Rocks side with its deadly spinning rim! Back to Rock gets knocked aside, a side panel dinted and a skirt badly sliced! S.O.R. charges back in for a second blow...just what Martijn wants! Turning sharply, Back to Rock takes on the spinner head-on! Both machines are knocked away from each other! Back to Rocks front looks a little scarred, but Martijns gotten what he wanted - the spinner has been slowed to a crawl! As AJ begins revving it up again, Back to Rock comes bounding over for a little payback! S.O.R. tries to scuttle away, but Back to Rock catches a quick blow with its saw blade! It seems to have caused only superficial damage, but its damage nonetheless. A little fancy driving from AJ sees Back to Rock getting a face full of spinner once again! Martijns machine isnt flung far, but S.O.R. is, spinning like a top! Seizing its chance, Back to Rock charges at S.O.R. and ploughs under the side as AJ regains control! Not daring to take his thumbs from the controller, Martijn sends his machine racing across the arena and smack-bang into the nearest wall! S.O.R. tries to get away, but its being pinned by its Netherlandian nemesis! As its saw nibbles away at the paintwork, Back to Rocks lifter comes into play too, tipping S.O.R. up, over and against the barrier! Back to Rock backs away, hoping to get in another ram, but no such luck! S.O.R. simply flops onto its back and heads after the Dutch bot for revenge! Martijn stays well away, racing up the arena and smacking into the Void Activation Button! The ever-familiar siren begins deafening the audience as Back to Rock narrowly avoids a charge from a rerighted S.O.R.! Just missing the Button, S.O.R. swings round to bring the whirling spinner into play! Back to Rock attempts to dodge again, but AJs Infusionalike is too swift! The spinning rim hits the side, knocking Martijns machine away and giving it another torn skirt! S.O.R. hurridly self-rights and swoops in for another onslaught, but Back to Rock is back to life and just misses the deadly blades! The deadly dance begins again and this time, its Back to Rock who takes the lead! Catching S.O.R.s side with its saw buzzing away, Back to Rock jerks around and drives underneath, much to AJs dismay! Digging its wheels in, Back to Rock sets off down the arena, its eyes clearly fixed on the Void! AJ is doing all he can to get off Back to Rocks own wedge, but nothing doing! His two wheels cant get a grip and the weapons are mildly useless against a side attack! At last, the duo reach the south-eastern corner! S.O.R. struggles valiently, but one good shunt from Back to Rock sees it tumbling into the depths of the Void!

    CEASE!

    Back to Rock returns to the arena centre and twirls in triumph! Martijn looks as pleased as Punch at winning our bronze medal! Hes so pleased in fact, that hes just rammed Back to Rock into the Grim Beepers side and toppled him over! Outraged at the treatment of his master, Scream charges into Back to Rocks side and sends the Dutch destroyer soaring into the air! Just because you can beat S.O.R. doesnt mean you can beat Death, my son! :wink:

    CEASE, YOU TWITS!

    S.O.R. X blows its Xtra chance and is Xcommunicated for good.
    BACK TO ROCK III WINS THIRD PLACE!

    Later on: the Grand Final! Apocalypse VS Q.E. 2!

  7. #67
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    Yet another awesome fight from the master

    So gutted I came along too late for PTT...

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    I endorse the above comments.

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