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Woodpecker vs. Opened By Transfer

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY

Booth 1: Dave Sheppard
Booth 2: Dan Stickler

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Stop!

Suddenly, the lights go out, and everybody is plunged into complete darkness. As soon as this happens, Opened By Transfer drives straight into the wall, tearing it into shreds with its hardened-marmalade spinning disc it got after its encounter in a Hungarian juice-making factory. However since Opened By Transfer wasnt anywhere to be found at the start of the match, it means that he just ENTERED the arena. In some way this turns the lights back on. Woodpecker lurches forward, throwing a piece of shrapnel across the arena as it does so. The shrapnel collides with the other side wall, destroying it instantly. Craig Charles exclaims Let the lawsuits begin! and is immediately stricken down by a giant flying pie launched by Dave in the control booth, who is snickering madly. Of course, this gives Dan the perfect chance to attack while Dave is distracted, and Woodpecker collides with Opened By Transfer, stopping the disc with its axe. the marmalade is pierced through as Dave watches, sickened by this. Woodpecker tries to pull Opened By Transfer towards the pit but it got removed last time because it was the place of burial for Minesweeper, and through some plot twist Mark Elam became god of the underworld and claimed the pit as his own land. Currently a pack of eight-legged zebras with machine guns and bullets filled with potassium nitrite and the chemical uses to make cola fizzy, and silver teeth are shooting him down as we speak.

Back to the fight. Opened By Transfer pulls back on Woodpeckers axe, and suddenly it becomes dislodged. This helps Opened By Transfer as its disc is now fully revved up. Unfortunately due to gyroscopics it also sends Opened By Transfer spinning across the arena like a top. The folks of Strictly Come Dancing are impressed by this display and award the vapourbot a place in their show. Unfortunately Dave comes forward to protest since robots cant dance by themselves, but one look from one of the judges causes him to melt on the spot into a puddle of horseradish sauce. They then pick up Opened By Transfer and carry it away from the arena, narrowly dodging a blow from Woodpeckers axe that causes it to stick in the floor. Dan smacks his forehead.

Woodpecker advances to the Final!

(Message edited by kodster on May 09, 200