Either that or he hasnt had the time to take in the awesomeness I have granted upon him. Or something like that anyway...

Next fight: Roveress vs. Twist Of Fate vs. Mega Masher 2

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY

Unfortunately, while Mega Masher and Twist OF Fate are in the arena and ready, Mark Elam and Roveress are nowhere to be seen. Chris and Franks court-appointed-driving-person-after-his-untimely-death-by-brown-trousers are looking confused, and a quick check of the news reveals that Mark and Roveress have been discovered by a Russian space probe, to have somehow ended up in Uranus. This means that Mega Masher and Twist Of Fate will get byes to round two, as once again our heroic writer gets out of actually writing a battle in an extremely cheap way.

Mega Masher and Twist OF Fate are through to round 2!