Right...unfortunately, there was a large leak in the arena after the last fight, so the fights will now take place in the arena itself, albeit a slightly damp arena with cardboard covering the hole made by the anvil.

The next fight I will do is...

Opened By Transfer vs. Solstice 2.0/Xianghua II vs. War! HUNH! What is it good for?

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY

Booth 1: Dave Sheppard, Edwin Starr
Booth 2: Kody Kunz

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ACTIVATE

Opened By Transfer immediately begins to move out, towards Solstice 2.0 which begins to spin up, but up in the control pod David and Edwin appear to be having some disagreements, and Edwin is climbing out of the cherry picker...down the set, as Kody watches while pondering whether to alert the arena safety people or order a KFC. He picks up the phone and leans back to ask Dave what he wants across the arena.
Edwin has finished his descent, and steps over the barrier into the arena, and walks out to stop in front of Opened By Transfer, which ceases moving. There is an agonising silence, as Edwin produces a hat out of nowhere, Dave stares incredulously, and Kody tries to remember what the address of the arena is.
In the middle of the arena, all the spotlights suddenly focus on Edwin Starr, who clears his throat and begins to sing:

War, HUNH!, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War, HUNH!, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, yall

War, HUNH!, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Ohhh, war, I despise
Because it means destruction
Of innocent lives

War means tears
To thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to fight
And lose their lives

I said, war, HUNH!
Good God, yall
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

War, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

War, it aint nothing
But a heartbreaker
War, friend only to the undertaker
Ooooh, war
Its an enemy to all mankind
The point of war blows my mind
War has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to die
Aaaaah, war, HUNH!
Good God yall
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
War, HUNH!
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

War, HUNH!, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War, HUNH!, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again yall
War, HUNH!, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

War, it aint nothing but a heartbreaker
War, its got one friend
Thats the undertaker
Ooooh, war, has shattered
Many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much to short and precious
To spend fighting wars these days
War cant give life
It can only take it aw-1>aaaaaaaaayyyyyyy-2>yyyyyargharghargh...

Kody, holding the crowbar in one hand and a box of Crispy Strips in the other, nods with approval as Dave releases his grip on Edwins neck, reminding him that hes supposed to be dead. The robots batteries are all dead, so I suppose Solstice/Xianghua and Opened By Transfer are through, as Dave shakes hands with Kody before trying to find his barbecue sauce.

CEASE

After another fight where the writer didnt bother looking up stats, Xianghua/Solstice and Opened By Transfer go through to round 2!