The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament

[tacoman]

Well that was... interesting.

[kodster]

1. Solstice 2.0 and Xianghua II as a HW clusterbot.
2. Kracko

You know where the stats are.

[corsair_lightning]

ROVERESS vs Twist of Fate vs Mega Masher 2

Get Twist of Fate into my Jaw. I have more pushing power, so I should shove him into the pit quite easily.


(Kody Entry 2) vs MINESWEEPER vs Axes of Evil

Depends on which robot Kody plans to use.

[joey_picus]

Right...the arenas been cleaned, the holes in the liferafts have been repaired, the dead have been buried and the lawsuits have been filed, and its now time for the second battle:

Kracko vs. Minesweeper vs. Axes Of Evil

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY *all roboteers give OK sign, and Kody blows bubbles*

Booth 1: Kody Kunz, Mark Elam
Booth 2: Danny Bailey

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ACTIVATE

Just as in the first battle, there is silence for a moment as everyone works out what to do. Kracko shifts itself on its raft, but then the silence is broken by a loud noise from above, as a large anvil made of the densest material in the world (an amalgamation of nonexistium, lead, and Timothy Sillerys brain) falls through the ceiling above Minesweeper, then, as Mark looks on, smashes right through the middle of his robot without slowing, shoots down into the water, sending ripples violently across the waves, and hits the arena floor below with some speed, causing a more muffled bang than the previous one.
Everybody looks on for a moment, wondering precisely what happened, then a sound is heard similar to what happens when you pull the plug in a very full bath, and a small whirlpool appears in the middle of the arena, sucking what remains of Minesweeper down into the void and plugging the hole, meaning Kracko and Axes Of Evil were through as the water level in the arena slowly fell. In his control pod, Danny thanked the writer silently for letting him win two battles without even having to do anything.

(EDIT: CEASE)

Minesweeper is swept up, as Kracko and Axes Of Evil go through!

(Message edited by joeychevron on May 05, 200

[kodster]

That made my day

[joey_picus]

Thankyou. I aim to please.

[joey_picus]

Youre not dead...not in this universe anyway.

[pcbore]

OK, since this is a comedy tourney stats are very basic. You want comedy bots? I got comedy bots

Twist of Fate

Shape: A bit like a pencil

Speed: 15 MPH.

Armour: 5 mm Hardox

GC: 2 CMs

Locomotion: 4 inner wheels.

Weapon: Full body drill €¦More or less. The tip middle and rear spin around and are shaped like a drill bit, only the parts with wheels don€™t spin.

Srimech: Shape is a rollover design, and the rolling body will right it if it does get stranded. It it€™s leaning against a wall the weapon can be reversed and still right it.

Verticality

Shape: Like a coin, stood on its edge.

Speed: Up to 200 MPH

Armour: 4 MM hardox, and two cages made of 5 mm Ti bars on the sides. More on this later.

GC: 0 under the track, 3 CM under the armour.

Weapon: Vertical FBS. The teeth are arrayed on the sides and front of the armour, and are small enough there not to hit the floor.

Locomotion: One track, powered by several LEM 200s. There is a large fan on either side to provide steering. I saw something similar in Technogames on a robot that went on to be runner up in the race event, so believe it or not this system does really work. The fans are protected by the Ti cages.

Shrimech: None, but I believe the fans will stop it going over easily.