The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament

[kodster]

Predictions: I WILL WIN THE TOURNAMENT

...one way or another.

[kodster]

Well its obvious since Im the one who speaks out against him the most brutally. But Im not going easy on him, not after this.

[joey_picus]

...right? Id prefer not to comment on how confusing that is...

[kodster]

Right. You go do that.

[joey_picus]

I was actually meaning Marks profile when I said that, should possibly have clarified that.

Anyway, here is a final of sorts:

WOODPECKER VS. SPLINTER

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY

Booth 1: Sir Leo van Miert
Booth 2: Dan Stickler

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Woodpecker comes out of the start tentatively, steadily across towards Splinter, who is starting slowly...starting very slowly...isnt actually starting at all. It turns out Sir Leo ordered one of his servants to put Splinters link in, but said servant went off to the pub with Philippa instead of doing his work, and Daniel realises this as he maneuvers Woodpecker in, landing a series of axe blows on the top armour as Leo looks on in disgust.

Suddenly, there is an almighty roar, and Kody Kunz appears at the top of the arena, pointing towards the winners trophy and demanding it for himself.

DONT DO IT, KODY! Joey yells. IF YOU DO, YOU SHALL SUFFER A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!

NEVER! Kody crows in reply, before spreading his wings and swooping down over the battle.

Where did he get those from? Sir Leo asked rhetorically. Kody paused to think about it, then answered Back of a lorry.
The prize was coming ever closer, and Kody could almost feel the gold in his hands, as the glory that was soon to be his approached, when the wall on which the trophy was displayed flipped around, causing Kody to fly into a hole and everybody who had been killed in the tournament to come out the other side. Kody lost his wings, and fell down into the back of a van, which promptly locked itself and set off for the Big Brother House.

CEASE

Woodpecker is the winner, now you can stop reading.

[kodster]

*gasp*

You disappoint me, Joey.

[joey_picus]

Had to be done.